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2 options MSworks or through window

good job I don't work for nasa

...abort,abort,abort!!!

it was supposed to go up that rocket --oops!

time to start saving for a sledgehammeranything electrical loves a clout or two

Bit of an expensive cure all looking at the cost of the thing..you would really have to hit the numbers to make up for it if you clout it..

all I want, is 4 numbers and I'll buy a new computerand a secretary to use it

I can imagine what that would be like..most likely no work done

I dictate - she'd write

Sure...I beleive every word you say...

if I had a secertary, a PC would be the last thing

heading off for kip my friend - hope the aches and pains are still receeding

catch you later bud!

G'night,buddy..catch you a little bit later..*handshake*

still about MS, as such, but until they get the eyes fixed, I'm in for a quick nosey and then out again, can't tell who's here or not.
Hope all is ok my friend and I'll catch you as soon as I "see" you

Understood..I hope to see you about soon..take care until we meet again,my friend.

at the moment MS, we have frost and freezing fog around and the room where my PC, is very cold as such,so only popping in now and again, as fingers err! cool down

Stay warm..

Don't want to hear of you suffering any nasty lurgies!!!

there's only one lurgie MS and that the computer operating system

to long a story my friend - but I'll win in the end

as usual though

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