h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know some of the benefits of ginger and various spices etc.
But I'm a traditionalist I've ate what I've being brought up onand "foreign imports" etc aren't on/in my diet as such Put it this way if it'll fit between 2 slices of bread & butter, it'll do me

Dose that go as far as a french snail butty?

If you have roses growing in your yard, you could eat the rose hips.

there are only 2 weeds growing in my garden 1 plants and t'other if I can't hold it

I'm not going to go over there and plant wheat so you can grind it into flour for your bread.

A intriguing combination of ingredients.

I doubt that Prof would voluntarily grind wheat as such.

And he is Yorkshire through and through, Bob.
Pontefract 🐌 🐌 only!!

No argument there MS, as Yorkshire as you can get.
And they never throw things out the name Pontyfract is a good example, the Romans named Ponty, it means (ponty)bridge (infractus)broken. They kept the name.

Have a great new year mate

We have famous bridge in new York, as well: the Brokelynn Bridge.

That's the one alays up for sale, isnt it??

Not any more. I bought it yesterday for forty-two dollars. The seeler promised to ship it to me on Amazon Prime.

I'm totally sure it will be on my doorstep by Tuesday.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sell_ice_to_Eskimos

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coals_to_Newcastle

Bridges! Nah! Us Yorkshire folk can sell yah anything (cheap )

's autographs 50p each - 3 for £1

Sounds like a perfect bargain at $42.

Hello MS

Hi, Bob!!
How is it going, mate??

Family and 🐱 🐱 okay??

Drat!!
I am sorry, Bob. I was rude to have gone away. I hope to see you soon!!

"Sounds like a perfect bargain at $42" [Mad Snacker]

That would be true except for one thing: the bridge doesn't lead anywhere. It does't go to Oz, Cherry Tree Lane, or Narnia. Well, I *could* have it go to the dumpsters, but who wants that!

Cherry Tree Lane??
I am obviously displaying illiterate tendencies, so forgive me. What series of books can I find that locale??