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I've never broken a promise in my life MS and all being well, never will, so when I come in to better finances, you'll have some Ponte cakes my friend

PS. but I would prefer to deliver them myself

Bring along a bit of Yorkshire pudding too..don't want to fill up on just sweets!!

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http://www.yorkshirepudding.co.uk/recipes.html

Well,good to see you in high spirits as usual my friendThe family doing alright?

All very nice..esp the one!!

sound mate thanks

nothing born,dug up or created,can keep me down for long MS

doesn't come in to the equasion

Good,my friend..and same's here at the moment,glad to say..things are looking fairly good right about now. Just waiting on a few things.

there's only one way MS and that's forward

I never run to! or from! anything - I only know head onand my head is harder than granite

Well..you come from a hearty people,so it's understandableMe...I am a bit on the meek and soft side.I am learning to shoulder a bit more though..

hey! I have the mind of a warrior, but the body of a cowardI want to be tough, but the body says run it hurts

5ft 3ins hero's are not in great numbers

Well..I can see the problems thereI've been a bit of a mis-match though big as all get out,but soft..with a weird sort of terrible temper

once, when me and 2 mates were on holiday in L.A.(holiday inn, near Manns Chinese theatre)in a cafe, this moron was ranting away, so I got up and gave him a mouthful of Yorkshirehe got up and walked out. The manageress said that was brave! what if he had a knife or a gunI said "he was putting me off my food"she said are all you Yorkshire men the sameI laughed, because my 1 of my mates was at least 5ft 6ins and the other 6ft 4ins - so I replied "only the same ones"

after that, the size of my plate was enormous we had most meals there,due to prices in the hotel

when he stood up, he was about 5ft 9ins, but I'd would had floored him if his hands had movedfirst in

Glad it didn't come t'that..

it was food MS, I can't stand anyone watching over me or staring , when I'm eating and that "it" was a cross between Adam Ant the pop singer, a punk rocker and something the cat dragged in and when he started banging the counter and ranting and raving, because no one had served him, I just blewand didn't he get some words that he'd not got a clue what they meant

You find alot of those types in Hollyweird..all over the place like fruit off the tree

oh we didbut Yorkshire lingo soon shut them upit was like a foreign language to them

only thing was, my mates left it all to me