h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Little people in the corner of the telly.

Charades! A film?

Some programmes should have little people in the corner of the telly even if they're not signing. They could jump up and down in the boring bits, pulling faces.

Signflant: *front legs make TV shape* Zzzzz! *holds up two antennae* Vzzzz!

Could we scrap the little person and have you doing that instead?

Two words? Father Ted?

You so clever

Yay!

Now grow a beard and pull faces!

Hnngggnngggnnnnnhhhh!

















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They are repeating these on a fairly tight loop, aren't they?

That's some fast follicles you've got there.

Which one is it tonight?

It's the fairground one. The first ever.

Are you not watching? Are you unwell?

Was waiting for it to come on Ectoplasmcat.

And then I went to make these:



"Feck off cup!"

Oo, ta! *schlurp*

I keep thinking of Teds I haven't seen for a long time that I'm sure they haven't repeated recently. That one where all the priests get caught in the lingerie section - I haven't seen that one for ages.

The Christmas Special! Haven't seen that in a long time.

Don't think I've seen the one where they kick Bishop Brennan up the arse for a while either.

Hate to tell you, but I think you flumped out of that one a few weeks back

Oh.

Blummin' early flumps.

Ta. *scoffscoff*

I love the spinning cat.

It'll be back... sooner than you think

Another tough work week? Will there be lots of early flumping?

Probably. Last week was horrible.

Rotten work

Ring them up at lunchtime tomorrow and tell them you misjudged the height of your jump on Saturday and you're still on the way down

It is rotten.

A jump from Mars! With a bunch of little people standing on each others shoulders holding a mobile phone mast up to me.