h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*poke*
Wake up!
Told you you were famous
Check the convo: A11634707

*hides*

The Alabaster House Journal?

*hides more*

Here, Trinny, Trinny





*dangles a coffee flavoured Drumstick in the air by the sofa*

*Waits for Footie to leap through the air and snatch the drumstick*

*sits to wait with Trin*

if this is irking you consider it deleted pronto as in right away now. you're set as researcher so feel free to tweak, change or otherwise be comfortable with said thingummy if that works instead.

Not irking me at all

Just a bit shy

(I'm afraid you still can't let other people have rewriting access to your Entries though - there was a scheme to work something out about that a couple of years ago, properly collaborative Entries, but I'm not sure what happened to it - I'll take my name off if that's all right )

So, since you're the only one who can change it:

Could we lose 'fabulous'? It's making me want to hide again

And ... er ... this one's a bit more pedantic: the capital 'f's on 'Flantastic' and 'Footy' - small case?

(The reason is as follows. When the acronym popped into my mind, the only reason I stretched it to double 'oo's was so that I could drop a link on the Flantwatch thread and hopefully raise a chuckle from M'lady Footie herself. I was most definitely *not* expecting it to turn up in the President's nametag half an hour later So while you can see what I was doing and I know what I was doing and Footie presumably got it ... if we have small case, then the casual observer can assume that 'flantastic' is a typo and 'footy' refers to football. And the rest can remain ... between ourselves *taps nose*).

*leaps through the internet connection and grabs drumstick*

*chew*

Eurgh. Orange icecream lolly and coffee drumstick...

Nice actually.

*lick**lick*

Don't lose the fabulous bit. s'true! (Can I touch your jacket again?)

(Chuckle was raised. )

"*taps nose*"

There's a Lost spoiler in there? *rereads post*



When Alvar Hanso had the idea to fund the Dharma Initiative he wrote his plan in a memo which anyone could gain access to. His original memo to give Dharma enough money to get started and begin an experiment on strange goings on was tampered with. The memo that ended up being sent out said to make a highly addictive telly programme and not to give out lollipops with the characters faces on them.

*taps nose*

Got ya!

No lollies with the characters' faces on?

That's a missed marketing opportunity if ever I saw one ...

We shall just have to make our own!

*Cuts piccies of characters out of the Radio Times and pritts them onto chupa chups*

You get the Locke, obviously

Do you think if I give the Jack one to Mrs B she'll go flurbleheegebuurble again?

*rummages in cutlery drawer*

Oh...I'm not allowed to use proper scissors.

*grabs telly guide and eats paper surrounding the faces*

Wonder if the takeaway leaflet is made from the same paper in Willy Wonka's factory...

Locke...

I might be a waste of a chupa chup. I think she'd just sit and stare at it lovingly.

Well, she could gaze at it from the front and someone else could do the consuming of lolly from round the back.

Eventually, Jack would drop off and sail slowly to the floor.

Then we just stick him back on another one.

*stretches arm into air*

Oooh! Me! Me! I'll do the consuming, sir!

Well done, that lost-lolly-licker!

Easy now ... not too fast. Steady, steady! You're overlicking! It's making Jack nod as though he's saying yes to something ... if that coincides with, oo, I don't know, Mrs B asking if he accepts her as his bride or something, lord only knows ...

She could be sister-in-law.

Someone needs to stop her from booking a flight to Hollywood and making her way to Jack's Beverly Hills mansion and camping out in front of his security gates chanting "I do, I do, I do" before he has her arrested for stalkage

He lives in Hawaii to be close to his family whilst filming.

Don't you read about the inane happenings in the celebrity world?

I didn't say she'd find him, did I?

Of course I don't - I take all my celebrity information from you, a source I can trust. How else would I have known about Michael Douglas getting hit by meteorites? Or when Uma Thurman married that dolphin?

But I didn't tell you those nuggets of information. Who've you been speaking to? Has Adroabel been impersonating me again and filling your head with wild ideas?

I don't know!

I mean, I thought it was you I could have sworn it was you.

Although I did have my doubts that time you ... or she ... told me about Jack off of Lost living in Hawaii to keep his family nearby when filming. I mean - as if!

Oh that wasn't me.

That was Mrs B.

And so am I.

We're not online at the moment because we've had to dash to the airport.