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*Waits by the phone and drums fingers*

(I seem to remember him doing quite a *lot* of talking about flants on your 'let's see how many posts we can make before Footie gets back from Skeggvegas' thread. And pantsparades, obviously )

Of course! We'd love you to join us!

Although, we may find a few spoilers in store for us.

Here, wear this blindfold and you'll be fine.

Beep beep!

Taxi's here!

Now you sit down. That's it. We'll be there soon.

Eye spy?

Ah.

Oh well, we're here now anyway.

*bangs kitchen door closed*

Step up onto the pavement, that's it. Jacks arranged for a private plane, no need to go through the whole security palava.

*leads Trin upstairs*

There we go. Just order your food for you...

*scans fridge*



*dollops yoghurt on top of jelly*

It's very fast service, isn't it?

Whhhhoooooooooosshhhhhhhhh!

And we're up!

*shakes Trin's armchair*



Don't panic! Just a mild bit of turbulence.

So then, eye sp...oh.



*twiddles thumbs*

Oh look! We're nearly here!

*shakes Trin's armchair some more*

Sccrreeeeeeecccchhhhhh!

Wasn't too bad. Flight took quite a while though.

*opens patio door*

And here we are.

*leads Trin outside and switches the extra strong light on*

Cor, boiling innit?

Errr, don't mind me, just tiptoeing through


*tiptoes up to Trin*
So, do I lose the fabulous or can we to your greatness for a fleeting moment?
*pleading eyes*

Aloha!

It is quite warm Did wonder about the duffle coat, what with it being Hawaii and everything. But you never know

And that meant there wasn't space to pack the volcano repellent either ... which is worrying me now

So where's Jack's pad? Can I take the blindfold off when we get there?

Aw, keep the fabulous!

Jack's pad? It's right over here.

*leads Trin over to shed*

I'm afraid you can't take the blindfold off though. He's got lots of photos that might show you who's left of the cast.

As the lady Footbacon wishes ...

I can't look at it directly, mind

Though that could be the blindfold

(You wrote it Wilma, it's up to you basically ... I don't really mind and freedom of expression and all that )

It's an excellent spoiler-blocker It's just a bit itchy

*lower lip trembles*

'k

*tiptoes out*

*Grabs Wilma*



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Dancin' feet!

*prances out happily*

<bigeyes<

Trin is Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous you say?




I'm horribly jetlagged. I've just come back from a fruitless trip to Hollywood to request Jack's hand in cabbage, seems he lives in Hawaii 5 0. Men!

Book 'im, Janglo!



Da da da da da daaaa!

*paddlepaddlepaddlepaddle*

I say! Smoooth moves Trin. Rudolf Nearenough you is.

I like that!

So I see!

Soooooooooo, how you liking your new found fame?

Obviously, I've contacted The Daily Pun and been paid extraordinary amounts of money for salacious and spurious tales of your past. I knew you'd want thems what knows you to benefit from your current celebrity status.

*pinches the footi from the nooti*

Don't blame me if you prick a raw paw!