h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Floyd? Have I missed some backlog somewhere?

I think chicken burgers could cause problems. Cows - fine!

They're heading your way! Gerald said it's a converted ice cream van, so it should have a jingley of some sort.

coo!coo!coo!coo!coo!coo!coo!coo!

Can I have a deep-fried 99?

We get just one mini Oddie popup and you don't pay attention to it.

I haven't had a single minioddie popup since the Geesey one when I first downloaded it.

Maybe he's broken or just doesn't like me

Stupid little hairy Goodie!

Oi! There's no need to blame the Oddie. His mini version may be a little ... disappointing, but please - moderate your ungoodie language

Or Footie won't get you a chip lolly.

*rummages in pocket for iceburger tokens*

One deep-fried 99, one chip... Has she stopped putting big Oddie down yet? yes, one chip lolly and a...oooh....one choccy lolly smothered in melted cheese please.



*licks bit of each lolly*

There you go.

Yay! *lickylicky* Yummm!

Is Gerald all right? Has he got little rubber glovey things for his wing tips?

Sheesh! I make one itsybitsy complaint, and Trin gets all

Must be all those crispbag fumes.

Can I have sprinkles and banana sauce on my chip lolly please?

He's doing well, the little entrepeneur.

He sold all of his rubber gloves to the flant.

But he went to the stationary shop and bought lots of rubber thumbs. He keeps losing them though.

*chomp*

Oooh! There's a prize in my lolly!

*chompchomp*

I won a rubber thumb.

*coo*

Come on Gerald - finders keepers.

Crispbag fumes

(That's what you get when you set light to them, yes? )

Did anyone else used to do that thing where you hold a crips bag over the coals in a sauna and it did shrinky to a perfect miniture crips bag?



What? It was fun, ok!

It wasn't a pressie?

*looks longingly at rubber thumb*



OK...you can have it back...

(You've got me down for the wrong crime. Thievery, hoh yus! But arson? )

Could pinch someone's barbecue.

I think I need my own personal Licku tonight.

No.

I have a lighter. Would that be a good substitute for a sauna?

(Arson will be added to my crime sheet soon. )

In't arson brilliant?

I used to be a proper pyromaniac when I was younger.

Dunno if it would still work on the crisp packs of today, they used to be made with a more plasticy type bag in days of yore. Friend of mine used to do the same thing in an oven. But I accept no responsibilty if Ma Bacon finds cremated Monster Munch packs congealed to her baking tray.



Night all.

I can't waste any crisp packets really.

Got to keep sending them to Trin to iron.

G'night!

>>In't arson brilliant?<<



Mini packets! I did that! Never worked very often though, they just used to go all warpy.

No more ironing! *faints* *thud*

Night!

*Trin bounces back up*

Phew! Good job I put that 'wicholine there.

What's that?

*chomp*

Pickle!

So that was a 'wich posting gap.

What else you got on there?