h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh! So you're a proper smarty pants then, not just a pretendy one. Well done you for your smarty pantsness.

No need to explain the Scottish thing...my family are a heady mix of Scottish/Irish fervent armchair politicians. Weddings and funerals are always interesting events.

G'night Trin, don't forget to set your alarm now.


I think I just discovered a certain researcher is on another suspension*empathic sympathetic tone*

Who?

(I'm obviously not going to go to bed before the gossip has been spilt )

Well, assumes the persona of a lupine and rhymes with Bored Dulfben.

Sword Zhulfglen's been suspended?

*Has another look at lupine*

Ah. Hmmmm. He's actually been quite quiet recently, I thought. He seemed to have got the idea of maybe just posting the once, anyway.

I'm not on tenterhooks now, though Which means that I can *hup!*

Night!

Humph! I like your rhyming thing better

Yes, think I'm ready for the orf too, night. Again.

I had a feeling your thread might be *the* hot topic of the day thread...and with 2 yikesings so far. I hadn't accounted for the h2g2 editiors to make an appearance though...impressed! No Della sighting yet though, so I may have to adjust the odds *fiddles with abacus*

Oo, I'm so wound up

I can't believe people are even debating this

(So I need another three, yes? )

Yup, another 3 for your tenner placed ...can't remember what the odds were *makes random calculation*...would win you £50, an HMV voucher and a night out with Jeremy Paxman.


Despairing sometimes isn't it, when you feel there's something that's so blatenly and obviously wrong, yet some just don't see it? I lost the heart to bother some years back.

You're doing well though sir, a valiant stand on matters that matter.

I'll set up a first aid tent in the field just to the left of the battle

*crackle*

*Thinks*

I didn't know you could buy a suit of Snap, Crackle and Pop.

bzzzzt

I couldn't afford the expensive camouflage. This was all they had. Let me know when target is acquired. Over

*Presses button* Albert - Will do - Over.

You're breaking up - Dover? Who's Will?

*Presses button* Mrs B's will. She is leaving her dynasty to us, you know...Cardboard.

Strange! I'm sure I keep hearing voices

Oy! You lot under the sink...keep it down!

That's better, getting you loud and clear now. Cardboard dynasty will be ours when the armadillos invent little bicycles. Roger

*Presses button* Over and out for a bit. Well, for a couple of minutes. You know, important business needing attending to. Wandering over to the window with cigarette and such. Over. Albert.

*click* Big 10-4 *bzzzzt*

*pause*

*click* Er ... good buddy *bzzzt*

*hophoppityhop**hophoppityhop*