h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi there researcher 241677!

Welcome to h2g2

I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (Assistant Community Editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site.

You sound more in touch with reality than half of the world! I will find some links on bikers for you but meanwhile...

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Happy Hiking!

Mort

A1061399 Riding a Motorbike to Work

A708220 How to Pick up a Motorbike

A700859 Trailer Bikes

A626122 The Chopper Motorcycle

A1061399 Riding a Motorbike to Work

that should give you something to read !!

Just shout if i can be of any help!

the h2g2 Motorbike club A724312

Hi Mort,
Thanks for the hello but I think I have had a view of the Philosophy discussion which might give me a starting point. As for bikes I am not the world's wildest enthusiast. My main aim is to dispose of them - slowly! I find the more I get rid of the happier I am. Money is the only item in conflict with that point of view.
By the by do the nickname "Mort", various black leather accoutrments and a witch in a cave have some significance?
Cheers - Stan.

Mort is from the Terry Pratchett book - he was deaths apprentice. But yes - black leather, pvc etc have a happy place in my wardrobe as i am an ageing goth!

The withch in the cave? you will need to explain that one!!