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I'm glad you lost your old name, I couldn't resist leaving a message for someone named sweetnpetite. Looked at your personal space for further details - there's 2 minutes of my life I won't get back . Help me out with some information about yourself. Sweetnpetite isn't one of those reverse humour things like the fat bloke called "Slim" or the short guy named "Stretch" is it?

Oh hello
Sorry i havnt put much in my space i never seem to get round to it
Well im Trace n im from Sheffield,tell me about yourself oh n i really am sweet & petite oh and female

Hi Trace.
I type really slow, so look at my page and if you have any further questions I would be delighted to answer them. What do you do with yourself Trace (you know, work, hobbies, etc.)?

Hiya
Sorry for the delay in replying,anyway i see ur from austrailia must be nice there,better than here!
Well iv got 3 children so dont have much time for hobbies although i do like shopping n goin out at weekend n i like listening to music alot..
How about u?

Due to study committments I don't have time for anything. It's 11:10am and I've just finished a paper that has to be handed in by 5:00pm. My last 4 nights have finished at 7:00am, 8:00am, 6:00am, and I have been up all of last night . But it's done . I have to ride my motorbike an hour each way to deliver it to uni, and then I'm getting drunk . I love kids, how old are your?

So did u get your work done n get drunk then?
My kids are 4,6 & 10,do you have any?

Yes I got my work done. Yes, I'm drunk right now. No I don't have kids (the biggest/only regret of my life). I have 5 nephews (from 17 down), and 1 princess. They love me so much it almost embarrasses me, and I love them even more than that. One of my mates that I used to play (Australian Rules) football with has 5, and I tend to live through them a bit too. He thinks I've got it good because I don't have the responsibility of kids, and I want to come home and have nothing to do but have a hit of cricket it the back yard. You always want what you haven't got dont't you? Anyhoo...

Glad u got ya work done n hope u had a good time while u were gettin drunk
Well 5 kids is abit much iv got enough with 3,all they do is argue with each other but i wouldnt change them for anythin

Why does this message appear to come from Candy 05. I want my sweet'n'petite. I will be on and off the air for about 10 days due to computer repairs. I will try to check messages from uni, like now, but don't know if/when the next chance will be. Please keep in touch during this little hiccup (then you will be sweet,petite, and understanding).

Cos iv changed my name,i dont want to be sweetnpetite anymore,sorry
So how are you??

I'll tell you how I am, bloody disappointed . Where is mt sweet'n'petite. Mind you, there is nothing that tastes sweeter than candy. Can't wait to get my own computer back so that I don't feel so rushed. Anyway, I hope very much to hear from you soon.

Awwwww im sorry,but im still the same old me,still sweet n still petite
When is ur computer due back then?

Talk soon

The computer is coming back tonight, but only for the weekend and then it's gone for about another week. Well that's the arrangements as they stand now but they keep changing. Don't like using these computers at uni. OK, your still the same old you, and you'll always be swwet'n'petite to me . Hope to hear from you soon.

Well i may change back 1 day just for you
Im sorry to say i wont be on much for the next 2 weeks as its the school hols n i cant get on with the kids around

So take care til then

Hi Trace,
I'm not sure how much access I'll have over the next 2 weeks due to this bloody computer. It's home for the weekend, but will be going again next week. I'm gonna miss my sweet'n'petite over that time . I want Candy . I have to go into uni over that time, as Honours students don't really get holidays or have set timetables - I have to go in tomorrow (Saturday) to continue an experiment, but that's why they give us keys to the Microbiology building and to the lab that we work in. Keep in touch when you can, I love hearing from you.

Hey since when was i ur sweetnpetite?? Aint u got someone in your life? i aint asked u that before have i n i cant help bein nosey

Sorry for the delay, I got signed out when I went to post a message to you, and it wouldn't let me back in.
I'm sorry that you don't want to be my sweetnpetite , you're such a little heartbreaker . Do I detect a not so sweet side in that comment?
The message that just got "lost in cyberspace" explained that I don't have anyone, and haven't for a while, but splitting up with two women in particular has led me to where I am now, so I'm pretty sure things turned out the way they were meant to. I do miss having a partner quite a bit though. That's the short version 'cause I'm not typing the whole bloody thing out again just to lose it.

Iv just had probs too
I wasnt bein funny at all you know i was just bein sarcastic i suppose n im sorry if i upset u.i dont mind u callin me yours it just sounds funny thats all
I envy you for bein single cos i bloody wish i was!!

Thank you, I will consider you "my" sweetnpetite . I remember being in some long term relationships and envying single people. I remember thinking "I would do this and that if I was single", but it doesn't happen that way when you are eventually single. That's when you remember all the good things about relationships that you either took for granted or forgot. However, if you really do want to be single it is very simple to achieve - just leave. Being single is different, and much easier, for women. Someone who is sweetnpetite wouldn't stay single for long anyway - especially not if I was around. Please don't tell me that your pretty as well because I couldn't bear it! Hear from you soon.

Well i do want to be single or get away from my boyfriend but its not that easy when uv got kids

Nah im not pretty just average n your miles away so it dont matter if i was pretty
Whats your name by the way?