h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Trace, yeah birthday was OK. You know that I'll look forward to hearing from you more often. e-mail is easier for me cos I can only use this site from home, but either way I'll just be happy to hear from you.

I know email is easier but at the mo id just rather talk to you on here just til i get to know you better if thats ok?
So what have you been upto then,anythin nice?

Understood (but I promise I'm not a monster). Just studying - even that's not being given the effort it needs, I'm in a bit of a slack mode at the moment. Had to give a talk last Friday, so sat up very, very late almost every night last week writing it (I do love to leave things until the last minute). Happy it's over. Kids have a good holiday? You took them out a few times by the sound of it - anywhere interesting? I bet your happy school's on again so you can have a bit of a breather during the day.

Iv just read you received a filthy email from a woman n thats the highlight of your year,you need to get out more hun!
I never said you was a monster did i,i just dont usually give my addy out that easy
Yeh am glad the kids are back at school n its nice n quiet now! we went to 4 different parks,the cinema,swimming n to a theme park n theyve cost me a bomb!!

Well now I'm embarrassed, you weren't meant to read that. And yes, I do need to get out more because it was the highlight of my year. No time and even less money (Students' allowance from the government) make it nearly impossible to go out at all. Unlike you who obviously lives like royalty going to all those flash places. You just showing off for the sake of it or are you deliberately trying to make me feel like a pauper? Take me with you next time (your treat of course)??

Hahaha iv embarrassed you thats funny i know i shouldnt have read that but im nosey n i cant help that
Those place are just entertainment for the kids

I don't mind you reading my messages Trace, but I might be a bit more careful what I post in future (you naughty little devil) . So it was all about the kids, eh. Then let me ask you this, did you enjoy yourself? I bet you came home acting like one of the kids ("we went on this ride, we had doughnuts, etc.). I hope you did enjoy yourself too, nothings to good for my sweet'n'petite.

Oh right so you dont want me readin certain things you would normally write then do ya but thats why email is there aint it

Yeh i had a great time too just as well cos it was expensive!!

Iv gotta nip out for abit now but il be back on later ok
be good now..

So where'd you go? You're not seeing other men behind my back (again) are ya Trace? So you did enjoy the little holiday trips - well, well, well. All about the kids, eh? Glad that you had a good time and I'm sure the kids appreciated it ("Wot those ungrateful little snots, I didn't even get so much as a thankyou"). So what are you going to do with all your free time now they're back in the concentration camp? Oh, how's the job hunting been going? What sort of work are you looking for? (Does it involve wearing a nurses uniform. Be good Trace, you little message reader .

I had to go n sort this house out n its all tidy now
Well the kids never appriciate anythin its all want want want!!
Im thinkin about doin a nursing or midwifery course but its 5 yrs course n i dont think id manage with the kids but until i decide im just lookin for somethin either hospital or school related
U can stop blushin now n anyway your a bloke n thats all they're interested in,filth that is

I wish you could help me tidy this place up. I never have enough time and it snowballs until it's an all day blitz because there's stuff all over the show.

They're kids Trace, it's their job to want all the time, and if you say no to something it's also their duty to ask "why not" 350 times.

I'm in my 5th year of full time uni now, so I can tell you it's a bloody long time. Is that part-time for 5 years? So it does involve a nurses uniform, grrr baby - very grrr. I also noted that you took the kids swimming. Sweet'n'petite in a bikini, that leaves the nurses outfit for dead (can we keep both anyway?).

Only interested in filth? That's unfair Trace, I'm interested in you - I care that you're not 100% happy in your relationship, I care that the kids aren't getting on top of you, I care if you get a job that you like, and I just care whether or not your happy in general. So there's at least one other thing apart from filth that I'm interested in (OK, I know I sounded a bit pervy in the nurse and bikini comments - sorry babe).

Nearly time for me to go to bed my sweet'n'petite so unless you get back to me within 10 minutes I'll have to read your message tomorrow. I love hearing from you Trace, so keep me up to date whenever you can.

Awww i cant stand untidyness but most blokes are untidy!
So ur interested in women as well as filth then so your a typical bloke then,im only jokin with ya hun n any bloke can say they care throu words on a screen but when it comes down to it they dont really,iv had that before!
Anyway sweet dreams n talk soon

Night

Don't group me in with some of those bloody gorilla's that you've been seeing, I actually am a caring, loving, interested in my partners feelings kind of bloke. Hope to hear from you soon Trace.

Gorilla's thats a good one

Awwww you must be a one off then..
Anyway get to bed..nighty night

I usually refer to blokes as shaved down gorilla's, but was just quickly getting back to you before I logged off. Well I certainly am one, and perhaps I'm also off - I wouldn't be the best judge of that, that's for others to say (but I better not bloody hear them). So tell me more about my sweet'n'petite. Anything - do you live in a house, a flat, a cardboard box? Are oyu buying or renting the box? Childhood memories, previous relationships, previous jobs that you loved/hated. You know, anything your little heart desires to tell me. I'm listening Trace.

Well theres plenty of gorilla's around!
I live in a house with 3 bedrooms on a quiet street and rent it at the mo but hopin to move soon n buy,i need a 4 bedroomed house now!
My previous jobs have ranged from shop work to office work n bar work as an extra income.i havnt worked since havin the kids but now they're all at school i feel i have to do somethin for me
N as for relationships iv been with my partner for 12 yrs but there was someone else recently but i wont go into that on here.
Now you tell me more about your life...

I live in a house that I'm buying, just had my 40th birthday () which I hope doesn't mean you'll wanna stop talking to me (). Before returning to studying I worked for about 18 years, the last 15 and a half of those in the railways. Fortunately work paid for a large slice of my mortgage otherwise I couldn't possibly afford the repayments with the student allowance that the government pays me (called Austudy). Been in the house for just over 6 years. Anyway tossed in the job and finished off the year of high school that I didn't complete when I was a kid (because I wanted money to take my girlfriend out so I got a job in a bank which I couldn't stand), did well enough to get into a government subsidised spot doing biological sciences at uni, completed my B Sc with a double major in microbiology and genetics at the end of last year, and received an offer to take 1 of 8 honours spots in microbiology. So that's where the story of my life is up to at the moment, I'm undertaking my honours year in microbiology doing research into two particular aspects of mitochondrial genetics (I keep a hand in both fields that way, but only the microbial side of genetics). Oh, never married, once engaged, some long term relationships (but never 12 years!) and I hope to meet someone that's both sweet and petite (now you see why your name caught my eye). Due to your eldest being 10 I'm assuming your boyfriend is the father of all 3 kids, so why did he never marry you? What else - I have never cheated on a girl, I would prefer to leave her rather than disrespect her like that (no Trace, I'm not sitting in judgement of you, I don't know how he treats you so maybe you had every right. I'm disappointed that it wasn't me, of course ). Apart from the details that are on my userpage, which I won't type out again, that's probably about it. You can ask anything you like that I haven't thought of. I've got nothing to hide. Back to you my sweet'n'petite (grrr). My answer seems quite a bit more detailed than yours so you must have a lot more to tell - get busy typing babe. I'll look forward to hearing it very much.

Right i already knew you were 40 so il not stop talkin to you Yes my partner is father to all of my kids but he dont act like a dad at all n when i met someone else i didnt plan it i just simply fell in love for the first time if im honest but he doesnt live near me so things seemed impossible
cant remember what else you asked me now

Oh n we got engaged 11 yrs ago but iv never wanted to get married n its too expensive anyway.

You're breaking my heart Trace. I would love to have kids, and I think I'd be a great Dad to your three. I couldn't be engaged to someone unless I truly thought we were on for the big show (I was engaged once but she left me - I know now that she was a smart girl, it would never have worked out.) Still, I'm disappointed that you played up Trace (doesn't fill me full of confidence for when I come and get ya, and I am comin' to get ya). Sweetheart you have to be ready to e-mail me, cos some of this stuff could get you hung on here! It's killing me, mind you the news of the other guy is killing me in any bloody forum. Talk to me babe, you've got nothing to lose. I want you.