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Yeh well i was young n stupid when i got engaged n realise now i shouldnt have oh well il sort myself out 1 day what you mean this stuff could get me hung n its killin you??? your comin to get me,oh really,ur so optimistic aint ya..

"what you mean this stuff could get me hung n its killin you???"

Well posting the fact that you fooled around on an open forum is flirting with trouble (that's what e-mail is for). I don't want Bozo finding out and knocking you around (I want you in perfect condition). It's killing me because I don't particularly like the thought of anyone else's hands on that sweet'n'petite little body of yours, and that goes for Bozo as well as loverboy.

"your comin to get me,oh really,ur so optimistic aint ya"

If I didn't hold on to hope I might as well curl up and die Trace. I am coming to get you, but you might have to lend me the plane fare because I don't think I can swim that far. If I thought that there was the slightest chance that I wouldn't drown I'd definitely do it just to be by your side. Anything for you. The only optimistic part is that I'm hoping that you'll want me too.

I asked you for some more about yourself, and I can't help feeling that all this banter was simply a way of getting around that. So let me take control of the situation (grrr) and ask you some direct questions. Was that the first time that you've been unfaithful to Bozo? If not, how many times does that make it? How does he treat you?
That's why I wanted you to e-mail me, these are not appropriate here. I know that you don't want to give out your address, but just create a phony hotmail account so that if I do turn out to be a psycho you can just let the thing collapse. The address I gave you isn't my real one, I was going to give you that when you contacted me - think I'm gonna post the real one here? I'm not crazy. Hurry Trace, I'm counting the minutes until you reply (and you reckon you didn't wanna sound desperate, phhh). Love you later my baby.

Listen hun u dont know me n i dont know you,all this stuff about you wantin me n you're comin to get me is silly,iv been talkin to you a couple of weeks. I want to be with 1 person who i love n thats who you call 'loverboy' n he knows who he is n i hope he reads this!!

SORRY!

Ooohh, you little heartbreaker. I know it's silly, but the chances are that loverboy just thinks that you're a memorable piece of fluff and he's never coming back. Sorry for the reality check babe. By the way, you never answered my questions.

Ur wrong hun,hes been on here n read what you posted to me n he aint happy about it
Answers to your questions no id never cheated before,forgot what else you asked now..

I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean to be rude but I don't understand why he doesn't do something about your situation. If you're listening a*sehole, take her on kids and all or cut her lose for the rest of us who actually give a sh*t. Baby I think you should pressure this sucker to find out what he's made of, if he just wants to hump you and not take on the kids ditch him. This isn't about me - I'm 12,500 miles away and I don't matter. But I do care about you, and I smell a rat. Don't tell me that he can't do the required travelling because the UK could fit in to the smallest mainland state of Australia (which I live in), and I'd happily do that for you. Tell him to contact me directly and we'll discuss it further. You've got my e-mail address, give it to him. He's a bum. I think he's p*ssweak and spineless, all he wants is the fun without the responsibility. Look forward to hearing from him.

I see you've heard from him then n we are tryin to sort somethin out.
I didnt mean for all this to end in a slangin match n you said some bad things about mart when you dont even know him but il tell you now iv met him n i know hes nothin like what you say.am just sorry its come to all this slaggin off of each other

That's OK baby, I'm calling the slanging match off. There's a lot of things I feel like saying, but I'm gonna hold back because it's none of my business. If he contacts me again I'll apologise in person, but I still think he should put up or shut up. That's your world, not mine I suppose.

He is gonna put up he did it once before but i let him n im not gonna do it again.
Hope your ok anyway

Should say i let him down

Trace I owe both of you an apology. I had no right whatsoever to say some of those things, and I won't go into why I did, but I'm sorry that I said them. Please don't think that I'm always that obnoxious. Please pass my apologies on to Mart, I hope he can forgive me for making such a personal attack on him. I can't tell you both how sorry I am.

Ok hun but i really dont understand why you said those things.iv known mart for 3 yrs n iv never changed how i feel about him n never will so when iv only known you for a few weeks n you go off like that i found it hard to understand why..
Anyway i hope your ok?

I'm fine Trace. Like I said, I won't bother with why I said those things (I'm embarrassed enough), but it had nothing to me having any emotional attachment to you - you're there and I'm here and we've never met. So please don't think anything you said misled me or hurt me because you did nothing wrong sweetheart believe me. I just hope you passed my apology on to Mart, I'm sure he is a perfectly fine gentleman, I just wish I had behaved like one the other night. I couldn't be more sorry or embarrassed, i said some absolutely terrible things to both of you and I promise you babe that's completely out of character for me. I know I must have caused both of you some emotional distress, and who the hell am I to do that. Please promise me that you will pass my apologies on to Mart, he did nothing to deserve that. As for you, I think you have probably worked out that I am genuinely remorseful. I hope you have.

Glad your ok Why are you embarrassed though? Iv told mart you've apologised anyway so dont worry about it ok I dont really know what else to say now

You can start by telling me that it's possible to erase those horrible things - both from here and from my mind.

I dont think you can erase them from here hun n how do i erase them from your mind,aint that your job

I'm working on it Trace. I upset someone else too, someone I care very much about. Talk about going on the warpath. She's putting it down to "temporary insanity", and I'm not really in a position to argue now am I. The three of you have been absolutely brilliant. Thanks babe.

Hiya

Howz you today?

Baby I'm good and gettin' better. I love you for what you've done, and thank Mart too. I love you sweetheart, and I honestly never meant any of this. Sorry babe,.

Its its all forgotten
So what you been upto then?