Elbow Room, Elbow Room, Gotta Gotta Get Me Some Elbow Room...

Beg pawdon, Mum? Beg pawdon, Sir? What was the question?

Ah, yes. How did I find myself here in the pages of H2G2? Well, now, of all the places I've been and of all the establishments I have worked for, the Mawnagement of the Atelier has been the most forthcoming in benefits and generally good working environment. As a matter of fact, I dare say I was hired on without even a second thought by the proprietor. I took rawther quickly to my duties as Usher, Concessionaire, and Mawster at Arms (Bouncer, if you must know) at the Theatre for the 2002-2003 Holiday Pantomime. Talk about job security! I had envisioned a short probationary period for a one-week run of a play, and it turned out to be fully eight months of steady work!

If you enjoy theatre, have a discerning eye for witticism, appreciate great art, and if you’ve a mind to review the production, you’ll find it here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A904961" >http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A904961 />
As if that were not enough excitement, at one point during the Panto, a Mr B4 came up with a rawther ingenious way for me breathe a bit easier and have the elbow room I so desperately needed. In a trice, I found myself transported to the Ffordeian Rift and began an even greater adventure that, at the juncture of this entry, the details had not yet been chronicled. You can find out more in the Library of the Atelier, here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F38024?thread=275560" >http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F38024?thread=275560 />
If I might be of any service to you at all, just catch my eye or ring me up. More than happy to assist a fellow Salonista…


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