This is the Message Centre for A very LARGE Induhvidual
Tea and Cake
Kat - From H2G2 Started conversation Aug 16, 2003
Hullo I'm Kat and I'm just here to welcome you. If your ACE hasn't been along yet then I'm sure one will in a minute. These are your "official" welcomers. I'm your unofficial one. Any questions, even if they sound stupid, ask me.
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Tea and Cake
A very LARGE Induhvidual Posted Aug 20, 2003
Thanks for the warm welcome. I believe we may have chatted briefly last year when I first registered on BBCi's H2G2 site, under the moniker of Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (B4, for short). The very LARGE Induhvidual you see here is another pigment of my imagination that was spawned from "The Mother of All Gooses" Holiday Pantomime, hosted at Lil's Atelier. He's a particularly good fellow, though a bit stuffy at times when he's on duty. His whole story isn't yet written and I have to work on some alternate reality stuff for him in the Ffordeian Rift that Hypatia is overseeing in the Atelier's Library.
All-in-all, a fun time with a fun fellow, once you get to know him.
Again, "Thank You" for the welcome to the site.
B4 (standing in for someone with fingers too big to use a keyboard)
Public Relations Agent for All Over-Sized Characters on the Guide
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