h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lampost
Dont wory i was just joking

And yet!

*wonders what else a wine cellar is good for, other than storing wine or food-stuffs*

Zantic

You could always lock your hubby up in it Or wife what ever it may be

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O well.

A dent opened the door from the garden and entered the Kitchen drop's is tool box, suit case on the floor at the side of the door.

He walks across the room and puts on the radio, then back, opens the washing mashing, leans over and picks up the cases and empties it in to the machine, throws in a few soap tablets closes the door and switches it on. shusssss.

Pattie pops her head around the house side door and sez, "I'm going to run a bubble bath and have soaker of a hour OK!", " O my cases are in the car, be an angel and put them in after yours honny". , and pops back.. Do I go and join her or do the house work, decisions, decisions, decisions.

Looks at the table and see's the notes

O, run out of booze in the cellar then, well that's normal for Christmas. I'll make a shopping list later, anyone want to add to the list?.
(what else is a wine cellar good for)
Well I keep the 4 servers down there, on the north wall. and the south wall's got the wine racks, and in the middle is the snooker table and not forgetting the bar on the east wall. and the small juke box just behind the door on the west wall, O and not forgetting the odd few cardboard boxes with things from my past under the old sofa, (mostly because I have no more room in the loft.) and a roll of very nosey roofing felt, looking very smug and salt important.

(Don't need to lock hubby in it, getting me out the problem), well if you ask pattie that is.

A dent opened the house side door and leaves!Hummm decisions, decisions, decisions.

OK, restock the wines
3, 1994 B. V. Georges de Latour, a nice CALIFORNIA CABERNET
5, 1993 Moët et Chandon, White Star, a cheap CHAMPAGNE
3, 1990 Corison Wines
3, 1995 Diamond Creek,
3, 1995 Hedges Cellars, Red Mountain Reserve A bit of WASHINGTON STATE for after dinner
1, 1993 Land & Reed, Premier Etage and some red for the red CALIFORNIA CABERNET
3, 1997 Atlas Peak, Sangiovese, CALIFORNIA ITALIAN
3, 1995 Beringer, Private Reserve CALIFORNIA CHARDONNAY
3, 1991 Lolonis, Petite Syrah CALIFORNIA RHONE. Arrr
5, 1999 Frog's Leap Winery, a bit of CALIFORNIA MERLOT, for the confused days
3, La Famiglia di Robert Mondavi, Pinot Grigio CALIFORNIA WHITE for the kids(after I've left of the top for a week)
2, 1994 Tyrrell's, Shiraz, Stevens, Hunter Valley
Hum 38, and now the beers and spirits.


Any preferences anyone !

A dent you been busy

Im happy to stick with the <bubbly ta nice choice though

You finishes all your work at miosseys now??

Halloo Midnight

How's you then, Shoulder a little better I hope?
Your cold getting better to I hope?.
What you been doing nice then

Finished the work at missy's place for a bit, she had the new Kitchen fitted two day's ago,.

It's been quiet around H2G2 of late, lots of XML errors as well. something happening ?

No rest for the
I just found one of my servers has gone down while I was away, (hard drive died), I need to reinstall it at some point today, my new web site on it. It's all good practise.

What do you think about the news of the human clone then ..?
Have you seen that a school in Birmingham is cutting a half day and charging £1.00 to keep the kids their..? Hows your PC doing, still OK I hope ?

Hello A Dent

My shoulder still very much the same still haveing weekly physio seems to be a slow progress to which still not realy any inprovement.
my cold over the worst but still stuffy


So you can now take a break from miseys then take it easy and get some rest.

yeh it as been quiet round hootoo even for me although ive been on im just on and off not realy staying long.
been busy though with one thing and another running here there and everywhere. if its not one thing its another and my son as had his school friends staying over since last friday i think they forgot where they live

I have to admit im not realy a one for listening to the news only every so often so not hurd anything about the cloningh.


Can you remember what the school was called thats doing this ive not hurd anything and hope its not my sons school they finish early enough as it is they have there lunch between 1pm and 2pm then come home at 2pm my son wouldnt be to happy if they cut the hours any more.
so now you have to pay to send your kids to a public school i dont think thats on to be honest i will have to watch the news tonight to catch up see whats going on.

My Pc ive emailed you about it.

Hope your well take care and speak soon.

*C*h*e*l*l*

Hi, Angel, hi, Dent: I've been super busy with the presidential election primaries kicking off on this side of the pond. Tonight the president speaks (blah blah blah), but I won't stick around for that; that's what the night editor is for!

So I'm finally caught up for now, enough to contribute a few bottles of my new faves to Dent's cellar:

Wolfberger Cremant d'Alsace; a clean, crisp Alsatian sparkling wine.
Smoking Loon Viognier: From California, flowery, fragrant, dry. Ahhh.

*brings in a couple of bottles of Mean and Port for those cold cold winter nights*

I'll also provide a few bottles of red when I can remember what they are called (not so much a memory as a forgettory)

Dent, you'd best get those clothes out of the washer before they mildew!

BigRed, tell us, what are your lot saying about that stupid little girl who joked about carrying bombs airport security?


Zantic

I don't know about her! Where? And what happened? The latest I had heard is the man who made it through U.S. security with bullets in his luggage. That didn't make me feel so great.

My only consolation is that when they notice you will be flying into Washington you are practically strip-searched.

----------Careful what you wish for---------------------

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.

The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses, and answers,

"My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."


for the bubbly. any good beer,cider or plonk about.
Back later

What's plonk?

Hi Big red and Zantic and Midnight O not forgetting Lamppost

Big red "British slang ‘plonk’ for cheap booze" I get through a lot when cooking. O and .http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/3412123.stm..... student arrested for saying she was carrying a boom on to a plane.

O zantic thanks for the reminder. leans over and puts the washing machine on again.(Happy Birthday Zantic.did you have a good one then

Midnight the school was kings heath, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/3406195.stm


and not forgetting this on, well (plastic people)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3406129.stm

Oh, dang, I missed Zee's birthday!

So sorry, dear. Hope it was a good one. Mine is next month.

Dent, I got "page not found" for the girl and the bomb.

O, or even this then Big red..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/3412123.stm

Oh my god!, they showed the program of us , (on daytime TV) today. quickly, you'd have thought they'd have left it till after the 21:00h water shead


Big red "Mine is next month" So AQUARIUS or is it PISCES then..
Midnight's next week AQUARIUS..
Zantic' last week CAPRICORN

well, well, well what a lot of birthday girls this month

Happy Birthday to you all, have a really good one

A dent Empty's the washing machine and takes it outside and hangs it on the line to dry.

then comes back inside and picks up the wet clothes, and hangs them on the clothes horse to dry
good night all. sleep well