h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hellooo.

naughty naughty, peps will talk you know
Anyway, Hows you on this summer day in June them?

They talk anyway!!!!

Now you know why I want you to sing me 'Don't let me be misunderstood'. Nina wrote that for me, I know she did! Anyway, dear Dent, your burgers sound yummy.

Today I am hot, sweaty and , but thank you for asking! I need a very large

Looked after my friend's little boy first thing, then work which was a mad rush to make the bank, with lots of the little extra jobs that slow you down, then football practise, then two extra for tea.

A wee boy in GLF's class tripped and banged his head in the playground today. He was unconscious (for varying amounts of time depending on each child's account of the accident) and he was taken away in an ambulance. Poor thing. So I've just been explaining head injuries and ICP to four concerned little ones. Assured them the child will be fine.

How are you. Have you stopped blushing? Have you worked on the alcohol detecting computer access-limiting programme yet? When ready, for the sake of preserving any remaining credibility that remains, may I be your first customer?

Thank you.
Yes yummy they are, you try some, one day .


>>Have you worked on the alcohol detecting computer access-limiting programme yet? <<

Well actually, no,
I looked into it, and found that it would be just to expensive and time consuming to refit all the PC’s.

So I am testing a new hypothesise
By increasing the alcohol content of drinks, to the point where one drink would get you that blot-o that you’re just incapable of operating a PC at all,

It is socially more acceptable too,

Unfortunately it has one side effect; it makes you incapable of operating your eyes, arms and legs too, so I’ve put it on the back burner, until summer break, Or the price of pure alcohol comes down a tad antway.

Your friend A.Dent

Trouble is, even blottoed, I can still operate, rather like auto-pilot. Surely, given that pc's have little eyes (cameras/videos) they could be modified to smell the user's breath.

My son has just told me he knows how to make anti-gravity. Must go and discuss.

Help may be required as Daddy is working. Somat about air into water and sticking to a hover board.

Oh, happy day!

I've made some coffee and there's fresh croissants if anyone wants some. No porridge left, the kids ate it all.

Have a lovely weekend,

Hellow Mustard Seed.

Why thank you my friend,That we will to,
Off for a time, lots more packing to do!

Have a nice one your selves.
We will send you a post card.
Pattie & Jeff

A pretty one I hope, because I don't get the joke ones

Is there any left because I need one before I go to work.

Oh heck, the 10 o'clock news! I'd better

Stumbles in with large bowl of fresh strawberries.

DENT! Glad to see you back. I'm going to make Strawberry Shortcake for everyone.

Before you ask, Mars is nearly 10 months old now and was up to 14 pounds (6 plus kilos) when we last weighed him a few weeks ago. We'll have another weigh-in for his 10-month birthday next week.

He and Tabitha have mostly reached detente.

Hi, and a BIG Helloooo Big Red.

Really pleased to see you are around again, we have missed you.

>>DENT! Glad to see you back<<. tank’s you do that to me every time, don’t you , I’m all embarrass now

Mmmmm Strawberry Shortcake for everyone. Will that be Texan Style?

Heck, 14 pound, He’s a big boy, Nice to hear he’s doing well. Oh birthdays love-erm
Any Pics available?

>mostly reached détente< temporary cease of hostilities then. Is it time to get the next one yet? Is this one going to be a boy or a girl?

O yes, by the way, have you moved offices?, Talking of which we/I have just adopted an inflatable killer whale, from Devon. We/I have called it Willy in remembrance of the file Free Willy! It’s now turning out to be a very bad choice

Must , back soon

....>in remembrance of the film, Free Willy!< Sorry

O Pooh, in all my excitement / embarrass, I forgot to say thank you very much for the Strawberry Shortcake.

Thank you Big Red, very much. I’ll put the rest in the cooler, for later.

A. Dent {8)

Please may I pinch a slice of strawberry shortcake and a to set me up for a day at work? Ta. Yum, Yum.

Hope you all had a good time this weekend. Your new pet sounds lovely - is the bath big enough?

GLF pestered me all day on Saturday to buy her a real lizard! We went to Nottingham for the weekend and went to the Reptile Shop we spotted last time. The snakes and lizards are so cute but I don't like to see them in tanks/cages.

Yes, please, everyone help themselves, it won't keep, of course.

Dent, we're in the new office as of TODAY, so some bugs are being worked out, and our tech folks are running around like crazy. (They had to fire the computer-moving company Saturday in the middle of everything and find some new people.) I know you can relate.

Hi mustard seed Thanks for the and croissants you left for us, just what we needed before the journey

Hello Big Red mmm The strawberry shortcake was lovely, it finished off the evening a treat.

Hi, Videokids (Waves.) You are new to me. Glad you liked the cake. It's been so hot so early here (Washington, D.C.) that we already have blueberries and raspberries. I'm worried there will be no fruit left by August.

But there will always be peaches! Mmmmmmmmmm.

Hi all.

Hello Big Red, nice to talk to you, I am Dent's other half, the one who fell in love with the sound of your cats, glad they are doing well. Your weather sounds delightful, it has been overcast here, for most of the day and tonight it is raining.

VK

Oh, so glad to meet you, Videokids! You have such a delightful family.

So, are you going to buy a Maine coon, then?

Here's a photo of me that's up in the Hootoo Gallery now. Dent's showed me so many of all of you, I'm glad I can return the favor at last.

http://public.fotki.com/azahar/h2g2_friends/big_red.html

Hello Big Red

Glad to meet you too, yes it is nice to put a face to the name, it looks a very nice photo.

Why thank you for the compliments on our family.

I love the look of the Maine coon cat, but I do not think so, not with Penny, she is such a scared cat, they may not get on. We used to have a female ginger cat, and I have always wanted a pure white persian, so if I could have a Maine coon, I think I would have to choose between those two colours.

Hi all

Has all the Strawberry shortcake gone, we will have to get Dent busy doing some of his cooking

Strawberries gone. We're on to blackberries and blueberries now. Cobbler, anyone?

Do you have that in the U.K.? Maybe it's called something else there. You just bake the fruit with sugar and butter, topped with a sweet piecrust-like thingy.

*flounces in through the back door carrying a picnic basket full of home-baked goodies : , , a victoria sponge and some bran muffins with dried fruit*

Heyla all, Long time no speak. Hope everyone is well.

BigRed, glad to her da puddy tat is doing well!

Heyla Videokids, nice to meet you.

Zantic