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Born last century, Got a Girlfriend with 5 cats, an MG that won't start, a fondness for full glasses of Ale, a PHD in Sarcasm, and a warped sense of humour(apparently).

5 Things I Think Would Make Life So Much Better

1.Pork Pie Opener. An essential for anyone who's tried to open a Pork Farms wrapper. Talk about bloody superglue.

2.Portable Wind Farms. Small fans attatched to generators you could carry around yourself to power personal cd's and things. If it's a still day, just eat some baked beans......

3.Anal Mouth Wash. Flavoured liquid your bum can gargle with, that way anyone can fart anywhere, 'cos it'll smell all minty.

4.Wolves In The Premiership. So's i can be in the Boar's Head on a saturday afternoon an see my team play, but seeing as the landlord's a bluenose, probably not...

5.Pink Floyd to tour again. This one's self explanatory, especially if you've seen them before.

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