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I'll have a pint of 'Large', please

there you go mate drinks are free tonight lol >ale>

Malo,
is the 1st drink free or am i sposed to earn it behind the bar? lol
please


bit quiet in here isnt it?
try smiling your frightening the customers
wooooh! lmao

hiya vamp drinks are free all night help yourself cos your gonna be my new barmaid hee hee

just to let u no that weve been chatting away in the pub all night...ur just in the wrong bit!!! pmpl

TOOTS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HER THAT LOL SHES OK OUT HERE IN THE COLD LOL COME ON LETS GO BACK TO THE BAR LOL XXX

oohhhh malo is that u inviting me in out the cold to warm me up them??? lmfto

yeah i'll best put the heating on now make sure everything works lol dont want you freezing your but off wen your in your undies lap dancing lmao

well Malo we'll be ok then cos i know how to pull - a lol






Haggis,
thanks for telling me! lol nevermind im used to the cold





not stopping long tonight - bit knackered, just been following a vampire programme on channel 5.. very interesting!

lol well im good to u letting u in out the cold lol
im a bit slow tonight...trying to do too many things at once

Haggis, i can hardly keep my eyes open im off to bed, goodnight take care





Malo,
night night ill see you later - knackered! take care

vamp i know you can pull a pint thats why i want you as staff toots is doing the interviews lol i sent you email to do your guide ml good luck with it n if it s up your page dont blame me lol am off now vamp have to do my horoscopes n this day in history pages

*Drinks his pint quietly*

(shouts) Oi Malo!
part of being a good Landlord is being the perfect host! you must keep ALL the customers happy, poor old Uncle Alex was sat quietly in the corner all night tut tut




Haggis,
oops didnt hang around cos i was knackered and didnt give a but im here now lol but not for long cos im even more knackered lmao speak to you later




Stealth 'Uncle Alex' Kam
Hiya Uncle Alex
im not stopping now but ill be in for a few a bit earlier tomorrow please except this from Me, Totty + Malo (ignorant we are sometimes lol) oh while your here give this to Malo and this for Totty (Haggis) shes working in the morning lmao

hello hows you tonight? didnt see poor alex sitting there looking at the pile of empty glasses on his table though seems he didnt care lol, am just trying to get to grips with another test to become an <./>ace</.> but might leave it till tomoz. did you get the emails i sent you? and i take it the codes for the guest book didnt go to well either? oh well chat tomoz, n if you remember my number would be nice to get a call lol night night babes

Malo

you know when i said you was s-p-e-c-i-a-l? yeah? well you could learn to use the phone yourself you cheeky !!! lol

im sure Uncle Alex will make himself heard when the time comes (for a refill lol)

got my emails had no time to sort codes today though might have a bash tomorrow


night night Malo
you take care im off soon aswell gotta see whats in the 1st though! lol

i not long got on babes aint done the stars yet lol, have closed down the this day in history page, it's history now lol, you call me you lazy alex must of had a lockin on his own lol, im off now babes so turn out alex n the lights before you go will speak soon night babes

Malo

oh great! you spend all that time whinging till i put it on my list of links now youve taken it off!

dont mind turning the lights off but i think Uncle Alex might have something to say if i did that to him! pmsl


night night speak to you later take care

oh stop ya moaning there was no interest in the history pages, i have updated the horoscopes now so take a look, i see you turned alex out but not the lights lol the lecy bill for this place is gonna be sky high lol, chat soon