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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
Even you mightnot know where you've gone to...herbal tea
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
No offence, but isn't that a rather stupid button in that case.... cupboard under the sink?
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
I didn't make it! it was 
it was...Bob! over there see him, the one stood with the matches at BP station...cupcake
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
I can't see anything from down here... fruitcake.
That's "fruitcake" in a nice way, you understand.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
oh yeah, forgot about that... ...carrot cake
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
*watches it fall*
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*splat*
It's broken............. fish slice.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
nah, it was bent that way in the first place...burnt toast
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Was it? Oh, okay.
*peers through periscope, which is presumably the word FB was looking for*
I can't see anything............. butter knife.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
well, the petrol station was blown up ages ago, theres nothing left now...oh no, look theres a bit of Bob's thumb...crackerjack!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Crackerjack!
So how about getting me out of here so I can take a closer look..... cheese grater?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Dec 3, 2003
I don't suppose anybody would like to buy an old yellow metro? I bought her for a tenner and she goes really well I was going to replace the exhaust and get the rust trated before xmas but now I urgently need the cash for the kids new x box!!!!
they have been surviving for years with a battered old ps one so yes it is important!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Will it get me out of this enormous hole in the ground which I fell down a couple of pages back?
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Dec 3, 2003
definitely! It goes like a bat out of helston but where you will end up is more to the point...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
*checks pockets* How much do you want for it?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Oh, there you are, I thought you'd wandered off..... spatula.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
nope, am here behind this pile of paper ...big spoon for getting mashed potatoes out of big pan
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
I can't see that from here....... spoon rest.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
hang on,... can you see me now?...rasher...and gnasher
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
No.......... tomato ketchup.
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