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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
how about now?...pan that is really big, with steam comeing out of top
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
*pokes head above ground level* Oh yes, I see you now...... tea strainer.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
oh yeah, forgot about that, right ok, can you reach this rope ... place mat
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Hang on... *watches rope drop*
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Got it..... teaspoon.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
pull! HEAVE! HEAVE! is it working EV?...teabag
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
No....... sieve.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
hmmm maybe i should have invested in something bigger than a miniature ... used teabag tray
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Maybe if you got the pony to gallop off with the rope, instead of just having him stand there trying to pull it.......... cooker.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
could be a good idea, ...tea tray
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
Of course it's going to take a while for the to take up all the slack so that it actually starts to pull me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
*is pulled out of the hole and dragged along the ground for some distance*
Make it stop! Make it stop........ pastry fork!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
I CAAAAAAAN'''''TTTTTTT, I caaan'''tt reeeaccchht theeee caaarrrrrroottttttt.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
*suddenly thinks it might be a good idea to let go of the rope now*
*lands in shrubbery full of elves*
Blimey, that was a close one... potato peeler.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 3, 2003
turns around and tramples over elves shrubbery> 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 3, 2003
*remains oblivious, Jam on toast.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
What's going on? What's happened?
I'm surrounded!
What have you done with FB, you fiends? 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 3, 2003
Nothing to do with me, Crep suzette.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 2003
There's only one way to deal with this... *gets out mobile phone* I'll have to call...... *pauses for comic effect* the National Elf Service!
*waits for laugh*
*none arrives*
Anyway...
*calls the N.E.S. and waits for them to arrive*
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
wakes up to find herself in a room with a view
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
*checks watch*
They should be here soon.....
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
who? ?
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