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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
*a mysterious unmarked white van turns up and sprays the elves with a non-specific substance*
*they all fall over*
The National Elf Service... they've done it! Let's go! 
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
OH NO! They've got squirrels on their side!!! <squirrels begin chasing EV&FB>
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
Cobblers, I never thought of that.
*grabs an 
and turns to face the squirrels*
Okay, squirrels, nobody moves or the gets it!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
hmmmmm
POOF!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
Blimey, that's clever. 
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
I thought so too, nearly got the "big" gun mixed up with the "small" gun though....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
Hmmmmmmm. 
What shall we do with this hostage now?
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Serephina Posted Dec 4, 2003
time hiim to an xmas tree n play cliff richard to him 
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
EV, do you have the 
?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
I thought you had them.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
Did they get sucked out of the plane with the keys?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
I think the elves took them as a souvenir.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 4, 2003
does that mesan the National Elf Service has them now? We'll never get them back!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
Oh well... as long as you've got your elf, that's the main thing.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 4, 2003
Perhaps you require the assistance of the anti squirrel league? I'm agent #42 for the ASL! 
though I'd rather like to be taken hostage 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
*the squirrels rally round and obligingly take 2legs hostage*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 4, 2003
*as ASL agent #42, a Sporkite and a Thingite, turns on teh squirrils with his 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
*watches with interest*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 4, 2003
*checks watch*
Not much happening, is there?
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