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Post 61

Baconlefeets

...begin to reread this novel to see that what happens next is...


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Post 62

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...unmentionable in this context, but...


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Post 63

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...involves a herring, a bowl of pertunias and...


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Post 64

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

...a knee-trembler with...


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Post 65

Baconlefeets

...with severe stay-still ability to enable it to....


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Post 66

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...stay still severely until the sudden and totally unexpected...


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Post 67

Baconlefeets

...knee-trembking resumes, in full effect, without...


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Post 68

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...rhyme or reason, with the inevitable consequence that...


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Post 69

Baconlefeets

...trousers and under-garments will fall down with added...


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Post 70

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...sugar, salt, artificial sweeteners, flavourings, colourings, and in extreme cases...


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Post 71

Baconlefeets

...vitamin K which is bad for the...


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Post 72

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...time being, although scientists have recently discovered that...


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Post 73

Baconlefeets

...when volcano's erupt whilst Versuvias is in Mars, you are bound to have a bad hair day and...


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Post 74

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...noooow, the end is neeeeeeeeear, and so I faaaaaaaace, the final...


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Post 75

Baconlefeets

...countdown! didlle dee dee diddle dum dum dum, Its the...


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Post 76

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...end of the world as we know it, and I feel...


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Post 77

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

....that, at the end of the day, when we have counted all the chickens, and the birds have come home to roost, and when the time is right, it only remains the pertanint thing to do in the light of recent events, with the outcome desired being that as disclosed, that the mussels, and herrings, deposited on the top of the statue, do not, in the cold light of day the next morning, demonstrate, that clearly the recurent theme that we are considering, which is, of course, that of...


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Post 78

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...which we have previously intimated, namely the immediate and unconditional cessation of...


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Post 79

Baconlefeets

...sausages nature of always burning on one side while you try to stop your cat from jumping on the side of the ship to drink you oxtail soup and...


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Post 80

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...all the unspeakable horrors associated with this barbaric and frankly...


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