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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 24, 2003
...roundabout with a santa's sleigh parked in the middle, with santa looking at the tyre saying...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2003
...'aply liberally to both surfaces, ensuring they are dust free, firmly grip the object and squeeze until...'
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2003
....dark appears orange in the morning, giving a strange sense of...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 2003
...humour, which is pretty much essential in today's world, because, as the proverb says, "Laugh and the world...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2003
....explodes into shardes of broken pizza and peanuts, right before your eyes, which, will then settle onto tables, which as we have mentioned previously, must be...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 24, 2003
...love, love, love, nothing more, nothing less, love is the...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...is the way to getting pregnant if you don't use contraceptives while shagging on the ...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...advice of the doctor who has diagnosed an allergy to...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...shagging on tables covered in a rubber table mat, decorated with...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...mugs of tea, hot chocolate, Horlicks, Bovril and various other hot beverages, but not coffee, because as you'll remember our main cause involves the nomenclature of said table-style appliances which, even when used by consenting adults as a firm and sturdy surface on which to make the beast with two backs, are never referred to as "shagging tables", and what's more I don't half fancy...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...this hair 
in 2legs backyard, if he gets any closer then i may have to resort to...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...running away very quickly, or failing that...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...falling in love with it and making our home underneath the table in the kitchen amongst...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...the used tea bags, but not coffee bags, because discrimination is all around us, even in the...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...path we take to enlightenment, such as this path, this jorney which we are taking now towards the everlasting...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...letter to the Daily Mail, which seems to have been going on for...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...at least a week and will surely run out my ink cartridge when i...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 25, 2003
...print it out, which will not be for some considerable time as I have to save up to buy enough paper, and even then...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 25, 2003
...I'll have to have more money to spare to regrow the forest, bloody pixies, always gettin in my...
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