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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 20, 2003
...insert it up your...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...whatever it was the letter was about in the first place. Yours...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 20, 2003
...Faithfully, in an enragged state of irational indignance at your unwillingness to comply fully, and the expectation of your torn figure as the consequences of non complience come all too famuliar to you.
PS; Could you please...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...win a non-specific beverage table to the value of €5. I enclose...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 20, 2003
...£4.50 as requested, a small packet of digestive biscuits and some white powder that I am going to worry you by infroming you that this substances is in fact...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...self-raising flour, and not dangerous in any way. However, given the nature of our correspondence, I would advise you to have it analysed anyway, as...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...nuts. Additionally,...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 20, 2003
...and at no extra charge, I have taken the liberty of placing a small box in the wheel arch of your car, which, as you will soon find out, is...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 20, 2003
...quite pleasing to the eye, but...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 20, 2003
...might, at a time when you least expect it...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...under certain circumstances...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 20, 2003
...emitt a rather loud 'boing' noise, and then entirely take you unaware by...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Nov 20, 2003
...jingo. This may result in severe unpleasantness, discomfort and in rare circumstances...
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 20, 2003
...occurence of an aversion to patterned clothing, whilst...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 20, 2003
Symultainiously stopping your car dead, and unfolding itself, and producing all mannors of different, uniquely catogrised tables, complte with labels that will surround you and your car preventing your movement from the place this occurs in until you meet our demands and...
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- 41: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 20, 2003)
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- 43: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 44: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 20, 2003)
- 45: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 46: Baconlefeets (Nov 20, 2003)
- 47: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 48: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 20, 2003)
- 49: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 50: Baconlefeets (Nov 20, 2003)
- 51: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 52: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 20, 2003)
- 53: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 20, 2003)
- 54: Baconlefeets (Nov 20, 2003)
- 55: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 20, 2003)
- 56: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 57: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 20, 2003)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Nov 20, 2003)
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- 60: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 20, 2003)
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