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Post 41

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

...insert it up your...


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Post 42

Baconlefeets

...conflicting reports of ....


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Post 43

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...whatever it was the letter was about in the first place. Yours...


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Post 44

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...Faithfully, in an enragged state of irational indignance at your unwillingness to comply fully, and the expectation of your torn figure as the consequences of non complience come all too famuliar to you.

PS; Could you please...


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Post 45

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...please please...


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Post 46

Baconlefeets

...enter me into the prize draw to...


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Post 47

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...win a non-specific beverage table to the value of €5. I enclose...


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Post 48

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...£4.50 as requested, a small packet of digestive biscuits and some white powder that I am going to worry you by infroming you that this substances is in fact...


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Post 49

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...self-raising flour, and not dangerous in any way. However, given the nature of our correspondence, I would advise you to have it analysed anyway, as...


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Post 50

Baconlefeets

...it may contain...


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Post 51

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...nuts. Additionally,...


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Post 52

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...and at no extra charge, I have taken the liberty of placing a small box in the wheel arch of your car, which, as you will soon find out, is...


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Post 53

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

...quite pleasing to the eye, but...


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Post 54

Baconlefeets

...when the car is pushed to above 50 miles perhour...


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Post 55

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

...might, at a time when you least expect it...


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Post 56

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...under certain circumstances...


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Post 57

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

...emitt a rather loud 'boing' noise, and then entirely take you unaware by...


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Post 58

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...jingo. This may result in severe unpleasantness, discomfort and in rare circumstances...


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Post 59

Baconlefeets

...occurence of an aversion to patterned clothing, whilst...


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Post 60

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Symultainiously stopping your car dead, and unfolding itself, and producing all mannors of different, uniquely catogrised tables, complte with labels that will surround you and your car preventing your movement from the place this occurs in until you meet our demands and...


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