h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I read you're first post and followed the link, became knowledgeable of all his favourite things before seeing your second post.

I see you found the shrine of GodBen ... because I was going to post a link to that as well He really is a god!

Ho yus!

I had a bit of a disagreement with him a while back, but that was sheer genius

Looks like quite a few people have had a run-in with him at one time or another - most of those now making their way over there to shake his hand or kneel at his feet, for a start.

Aaah, Wolfie's still bringing people together - bless 'im

*Thinks about the end of the clubbing episode of Spaced, only with Wolfie drifting out of sight into the smoke thinking 'My Work Here is Done'. Or possibly 'My Work Here is Done, it's 2.15 BST, just watched a DVD of Stargate Skegvegas*

"It's just ups and downs, it;s ups and downs, it's ups and downs, well...not ups and owns. You know what I mean."

Thought you'd appreciate this one especially keenly. I know I did.

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Da noive!

"common courtesy to ask"
He didn't ask me!

"Oi! Oi! 'ave a banana!"

A word of warning:

If you want to read a short guide to the next eopisode, like I just found myself wanting to do, DO NOT click on ABC websites episode guide.

My eyes! It's practically the whole script!

God, I *hate* that!

*Turns off all electrical media-type equipment*

Er ... hello?

*Turns computer back on*

Mind, you're not even safe on here with Lord Goldfish about ...

Maybe ABC websites were lying ... ?

I've avoided his thread since I last read it

While I was reading it I kept saying things that were going to happen in tonights episode.

Everyone hates me now

I unsubbed from both of his 'Lost' threads (though I've just been back for a quick squinty read avoiding all details and they're reeeally reeeeally interesting )

Why does he need two?

You could try telling them you were lying too ... Or just reading ABC's lies out loud

Cor, that was exciting! When Jack's father turned round ... his little orange face ...

Where did his Dads body go? I've heard of corpses twitching, but walking away?

Those fools! Those two equally sized side by side caves! Don't they realise there's only one thing that could have made them - a vast Oompa Loompa backside wearing its way into the solid rock over the course of many millennia!

They've set up camp in an enormous Oompa Loompa outhouse!

They can't see that the "fresh water supply" has a green tinge to it because of the trees blocking the light!

At least they'll be healthy for when an Oompa Loompa comes to eat them though.

Which is more than can be said for the Oompa Loompa - keeping snacks in the khazi, ewwwww!

*Grabs the and heads for the armchair nearest the TV*

Oompa Loompa doobiddy doo

I cheated a couple of weeks ago, watching the next one (the one where you found out he's a hitman) on E4, then I was going to watch that one again last week but fell asleep

I don't know whether I'll be able to pull myself away from the telly to watch next weeks episode tonight

Right, it's been an hour, show's over.

Footie?

Are you cheating again?

*Fingers in ears* Don'twannaknowdon'twannaknowdon'wannaknow

I cheated! But it was worth it

He's a what now?

Didn't they see that giant Oompa Loompa hand pushing hte rubble onto jack?!