h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How could you?

Bet you got married by an Elton lookielikey too at the Church of Jacket

Gotcha.



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*dims lights to stop the glint of her sequinned jacket*

*poke*

Choodoin'?

Sitting here in my pirate hat eating grated cheese.

'choo doin'?

Sat on my new sofas of the muchos comf waiting for Cats and Dogs to come on telly.

Cats and Dogs ... is that the one about cats and dogs?

New settee. You're a flumpstar.

Don't think so, no. Not seen it before, so not really in a position to make assumptions

Nuhuh! After 2 years of the Thumbelina sized bricks, it's heavenly Got 2 of 'em, they the squish of the comf.

Fraidy flumps

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*click*

Flumps! Settee! Guitar! Flooring!

Go on, sing us a tune and slide across the floor.

Yes sir, ma'am sir!

*ahem*

Hai can't giff ewe h'anythang but ma lurrve*strumstrum**kneeslide*

Ithangewe! *takes bow* Here until next Tuesday

I've heard of her so frequently that I thought that it might be hype. But it's all true. Every word of it. She has a voice that could shatter a thousand windows.

Tis a rare talent I have

Have to vamoosh, himself has a friend here for sleepovers and I have to feed them too apparently

Toodle the noodle

Crisps and pop.

Tubular noons.

Rubbish. Just rubbish. 'The server is temporarily rubbish'. No, the server is always rubbish.

Sim rubbish!

Yay!

Resurrection of old threads just to have a bit of a moan?

So it would seem...

Jangley! What are you doing up at this hour, eh? How did the brownies go down?

Ah, there you are. Was just about to issue you with a 'it's taken you more than 5 minutes to answer my post' ticket.

What am I doing up? Being non sloopy

Ah, the brownies. Well, I think it's fairly safe to say I have myself a new wife Jeans top buttons were undone, groany laying back on the sofa and big, fat bellies being massaged with an extended period of unmovingness is what happened!

Choo be dooby dooby do?

Oo, I'm most terribly sorry, oo, more than five minutes, mustn't keep princess waiting

I'm feeling sloopier than normal oddly enough

Now them's what I call brownies then Any foodstuff that renders you immobile is cool in my book.

Not very much. Unless you want to hear about how even more 'citing the 'lympics has become! So not very much has happened.

Apart from forgetting it was Footie's brithyad, which was very wrong of me, 'cos I made a note and everything only I'm a newt, as you know

"6 minutes"

*foottap*