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*enters and asks to speak to the jedi masters concerning the Assissins Guild and the dark side*

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Master T - What you jibber-jabberin' about yo crazy foo'???

There is a being in the assissins Guild using the Dark side of the force to cause mayem and increase his power.

we require your assistance to deal with this dark threat who has turned our leader into a puppet.

he has learned the ways of the force during an extened absence for which we cannot account.

I feel that your aid could be mutualy benifical, as if he succeeds in capturing the guild he will only attempt to entend his influence.

If you do not act now, you shall have to act later, with a higher cost.
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Master T - Yo betta take yo jibba-jabba to HPB foo! He the man with a plan!

what are you on about?

and can i expect to recieve any help by the end of this, or am wasting my time.

Dunno, you'd better speak to HPB, he's in charge, I'm just bored.

who is this HPB?

thread where most is happening, advise agains't attempting a look at the blog. F136883?thread=354523&latest=1. ACID is the one using the force (i am the second in command of the guild, demoted by acid to NCO yet i still have the loyalty of all in the place who treat me still as SIC). Dr Anthea = head of guild, crazy werecat with silver poisining mind controlled by ACID. the rest are members of the guild</>

*looks at Psycorp*

Erm... Our leader is a puppet... erm..

Er, HPB, what exactly is going on?

What do you mean?

No, THEIR master has been turned into a puppet, ours already is.

Ahh, does anyone else see the problem here? Anthea is a puppet at the Assissins now, but over here she's still normal old Anoon...

Although, you could say they were different since in the Assissins she's called Dr Anthea and here she's Anoon...

Cat

to clarify DR Anthea and Anoon are 2 seperate characters, was talking to her about it last night.

our leader is not ment to be a puppet. though i do feel i can tug the strings gently everynow and then if i want something.


the problem is someone using the dark side of the force has taken full control and once he as acheived full control over the guild.
(stopped all those truely loyal to me and rthe gd DR, who happen to be trying to stop him at this moment and time)

he will set his sights further. bear in mind the contacts that the guild has in high places, and how it sometimes likes to remove them.
and think of the danger to you when one of these uses the force, ur routes of protection will be deminished. THis culd also lead to some of ur students being lead astray

help us. or face the consequences later.

But aren't the Jedi Academy and Assassin's Guild, Terranic Army, etc totally seperate things, I'm sure HPB has in the past said he didn't want any link between the Jedi RPG and the others....

There we go.

The Terranic Army does ally itself to places sometimes.

The Academy is its own own little compact space.

So that's a "don't get us involved, see if the Terrans'll help" ??

ok, be it on your heads. I just thought id try and get help from those that deal with the force.

thanks anyway .

don't spose there are any jedi that would like to unoffically help are there?

Asmodai Dark (aka Ma'rol Mannen) might be up for it. Other than that all I can offer you is advice.

Metablockers. They diminish a person's ability to use the force....

thankyou for your help