h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks imploringly at her Master, then stratches on the floor with a foot*

Cluck.

*Waves hand at Creachy*

You like dancing the Birdie Song

*s a clucking laugh, then manages to regain her mind*

Ahem. Fortunately there was noone around with a camera for that one

*gets out camera in preperation for the birdy dance*

To
The Jedi Council
Yavin IV

Dear Sir, Madam or Other Designation,

With reference to your recent ad in the Situations Vacant column of "The Arras Times", I wish to apply for Jedi training.

If you wish to find out more about me, a short version of my life story can be found at U237951.

You will note that I have already taken a Jedi name – I hope this is not too presumptuous of me.

I look forward to your reply to this application.

Yours Sincerely

Ancha Theri
Apt 2114
Block E17
Eridialla City
Arras IV

hey. She's keen

she is a he

Ah, might a traveller such as myself be able to join your grand order

I seek the grand quest of the perfect left boot. I have walked far and suffered, and was wondering whether you would be able to aid me in my quest... by making me a Jedi.

My name is To'bi One... To'bi Once Kan Only.

What say you?

Sorry. He's keen.

Hey. It's the old boss!
Hey there

i like the name

Hi , thanks

So how do I go about becoming a Jedi, and further my quest for the perfect left boot. You see at the moment I wear only a right boot, and so I wear nothing on the left, which as you can imagine is a bit painful... so I'm in a bit of a hurry

i have no idea. i think a jedi knight is supposed to take you on as a padawan learner but no-one has taken me on yet?

Mine's HPB.

Anywho. I'm gonna go to bed . night all.

How long have you been waiting?

Night

Jedi Girl is mine

Hey former boss

*waves*

hello there

Greetings. I, too, am still waiting on a Knight to train me.

Hello everyone

Maybe we could train ourselves, if the grand masters are busy, and become Jedi's in our own right