h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

will we live long enough to see ithappen

hi prof
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h2g2 or peopleswar as crapped on me again.
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this should be my entry for the ww2 archives
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all i see is a jumble, do you see the same
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jim

seen it Jim in your other thread, I haven't a clue about that side of hootoo, so can't comment on the problem as such

hi prof
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not sure yet but i have a feeling virgin is trying to phase the eamils again. the system is rotten in the daytime, very slow, and keeps freezing,
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it took from 12 midnight to get on emails, and here, and now its bedtime, well after, at least i should sleep past rats going to work on the bike lol
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got his tv pennies so liecence tomz, if the weathers ok, jim

town and usual

hi prof
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got the tv,l, got to wait till next week before setting a direct debit up for the next one, as rats wont be hear,
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i wiil have to give rats about £47 back in jan when he goes.
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the british h foundation, as a furniture shop in the town, and i can get a bedsette next month, for anything from £50 to £70.
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they also have tv,s from £15 to £50+, ive seen a portable thats got both vid and dvd on it, for £40, my portable/combi i think is on the way out, lines on the top, till it settles now. jim

I wiil have to give rats about £47 back in jan when he goes.

keep and he'll forget

hi prof
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he might be a rat, but when money is concerned he,s an elephant, never forgets lol
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couldnt get on the h2 last night, and this morning its still acting up.
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everytime there is a major downtime, something happens lol
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jim

you love having fun don't you

hi prof
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if i didnt have something to get at me ide be lost what to say,lol
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when rats as gone, what can i get narked at, it wil be the end of yet another era, but will i miss it, "will i h@lls like lol"
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just think
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no clothes on the landing, no clothes and bike things in the kitchen, no taps left to drip, no waking up at 7pm or just after as the ruddy bike goes off down the path.no having to ask for the rent, and more and more, roll on jan, not even the gremlins can screw it up, can they lol jim

wait while Feb'

hi prof
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its now 11-20pm, and rats is cooking, so as he as gone back upstairs leaving the chips and things on the cooker, i think at anytime the smoke detector could be having fun at any time lol
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jim

nip in and turn cooker off and then say you've not been in the kitchen

hi prof
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put a flag up, he as made chips and fishfingers without setting the alarms off lol jim

has he made any for you ?

hi prof
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he doesnt cook, he cremates, the chips i would touch with a barnpole, and i cant discribe the burnt offerings, he call fishfingers lol
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i once asked why he cooked them so long, he said he liked them well done.
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can you see him doing a bbq bash lol, the mind boggles jim

no thanks

hi prof
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its nearly the mad hour time, j springer, and the idiots, i like a laugh before bed, probably be another repeat, if it is, bedtime comes sooner lol
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later,alligator jim

see yah mate

hi prof
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the j springer as gone, and is now the maury show, yuck.lol
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so i decided to watch the horror film, back slasher, a bit weak, but plenty blood and gore lol
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when i went to check doors and things, rats had left the chip pan and fryingpan ontop of the cooker, to lazy to put it back on the cupboard shelf.
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i wouldnt mind but there are special things that are heat resistant for them to go on.no need for them to cool off.
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its a bit damp, but im away to the library for one printout, get a loaf, and should be back home in the warm room for dinnertime lol jim