h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I don't think you can keep a good duck 'down'.

hi pan, long time no see

Didn't we make duck puns illegal? Or at least regulated by Anthea?

Hi wiro!
I'm 'bout in the same boat as you just now.
I'm waiting for my new iMac to be delivered. I don't wait well.
...*buys a hula-hoop to pass the time...*

Hehe...

*steals Pan's hula hoop and eats it*

I can't belives you jusss did that!That was a brand new hula-hoop! I bought it for my sister!She had to have hip surgery.She had no sense of humor regarding the hula-hoop, so I brought it home with me.
I don't think you'll digest those little beads inside of it.
You may want to take some laxatives and DUCK having cramps!~~~

Aww, but Hula Hoops are my favourite crisps...

...onion rings...


how big is your mouth?

*a duck rushes out od teh stores to meet up with WIRO*


*the duck carries everything WIRO may need*

*walks in goes to

store no.1901/03 pulls out a key and opens the door

walks in... wheels a crate out and pushes it back towards the brig*

*survalince tracks this*

[Wearing beard and dressed in filthy boiler suit, wool sweater, moth-eaten cap (set at a jaunty angle) with grimy, white "stretch" cover. Goggles hang round his neck and ancient deck shoes are on his feet. clicks heels (but no sound from rubber soles), stands to attention and gives snappy naval salute, before handing over requisition form]

Good day, Quartermaster! Max Conrad von Hotzendorf, reporting. I should like a great coat, jacket, trousers and cap, all 1939 pattern.

I also need a short reefer, a set of grey oilskins and a pair of those waterproof boots, named after Blucher's assistant, Wellington. You know- the ones with the funny canvas bits at the top.

[quatermaster] you can have all of that as long as you will accept black

*In one of the less visited rooms of the stores by members of the guild, half concealed by a shadow with in a dark corner an empty crate lies on it's side and a parth of foot prints leading further into the stores can be seen coming from the discarded container*

*The sound of an electic lock being tampered with could be herd if any one was near, A door opening and then closing. There is a large "Warning Bio-hazard" sign can be seen by the door*

*a silently alarm is triggered by the door opening*

*The door opens and closes again, the sound of foo steps can be herd heading away*

*A partoling duck hears foot steps heading for the Main labritory, but sees no one there an thinks nothing of it*

*a duck rembers an order to make something of everything and then goes and reports it*