h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well welcome to my space Jazz
so where abouts do u go caravaning then

Hi,

We go all over the Highlands ! Mostly up the West coast - usually make Inverco on the first night then North to Kyle of Lochalsh for a week or so. There's a lovely little site at Laide just North of Inverewe which we usually make for - on Gruinard Bay looking out over the summer isles.
We love Cannich and the glens around there, especially Glen Affrick.
I could go on all night

Jazz

hmmm to tell u the truth jazz im not very familiar with they places dont venture up north very often, infact the last time i was north of my town in the central region was when i went to perth, crieff and loch earn head last year!! so where in geordie land are u then??

I live in Gosforth, 3 mles North of Newcastle town centre in greater Newcastle - one of the better areas of town (used to be the posh ends until the likes of me moved in !!!)
Jazz

hahaha stop trying to pretend ur not posh!! i passed through newcastle a couple of weeks ago on my way back from the midlands...seems that long ago now
so tell me a bit about yourself then...i no ur male and 75 cos i had a nosey on ur space
im female (obviously with this name and 25

Hi, I'm 77 now (must update my profile) male,white,non-racist.

I'm a retired civil engineer who still does an odd design job now and again if asked nicely.

I teach calligraphy one evening per week at the local school and do cross stitch, picture framing and odd other crafts.

I'm 52 years married and she'd play hell if she knew I was corresponding on the net - especially with young ladies like you !!!

I'm taking herself to her sisters in Wigan on Sunday until Thursday so will be off line for almost a week but will come back to you when I return.

G'night for now

Jazz

well congrats on the long successfull marriage!!!
hope u have a good time then, ill look forward to hearing from you when u return, goodnight take care

R u still ere ??/.../...lol

i surelly am u just finished work then curryman

sort of...lol.lol..just tryin to suss the tv remote out...I 4got the codes !!..OMG...grrrrrr

hows life treatin ya then up there ??...its bloomin cold down ere,got got me thermals on ..well,the fire...

what.. u only on remote???? oh u poor man if u are, i could NEVER go back to that damn thing!! just a waste of time if u ask me
im i suppose gary, got stuff on my mind but never mind ill be

no,the,the main tv remote..lol..am usin the the keyboard....it'll sort itself out in the the end..

will a carlsberg do ya ??..or u got all wazzled on alco pop..lol

nope no booze but with the day i had at work i couldve done with some, just couldnt be arsed getting any from shop tonight lol

lol...get it delivered...f...fone em up n tell ell em ur an old lady in desperate need of a drink but cant get out..lol..our local shop delivers,mind u,I aint tried it yet..t..lmao....

well theres no ing shps open at 1-20am up here and they wouldnt deliver anyway and HEY ENOUGH OFTHE OLD LADY TALK...im a good few years younger than u old man!!! lol

lol...I meant to PRETEND on fone..e..lol..wot time did ya finish slaving then ??..I was dun at midnight.....PS...I o OREDERED MY BEER YESTERDAY..lol...told the mrs to get me summat a she was goin out...yep,I let her go out ... 12 x carlsberg =£6-99 .. my round nxt wxt week...

errrr what the u on about u mad man u want me to pick up the fone and pretend to order booze or something??? hmmmm ur of ur rocker im not pretending lol i can go to my pub and order a if i wanted lmao

lol...ur pub ??...

ps...IM not mad...just daft...lmao

yes MY pub lol The Travellers Rest...im co-owner with DemonMaster but hes not around anymore i hope he comes back cos im missing my buisness partner