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Ex's n headaches..
Posted Jan 15, 2004
Yeh so that's that, my ex g/f of 2 years comes around, gets the last of her stuff. Goes to town to get last of cash that I can get out of her for everything..
And she starts being a nasty c*w. Yeh, great, what's the point, some wimmin', yah just never realise until you fall out etc how different people are actualy are.
Well, am moving house this w/end, got lot's to do workwise and personal life, won't be on for a bit people so....
Catch you laters, can't reply to anything/much as lots to do and to think about.
See yah all.
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And I thought the nightclub job was getting boring..
Posted Jan 14, 2004
What a strange night. Tuesdays are normaly a quiet studenty sorta night, nothing strange happens, that normaly happens at the weekend. First strange thing, soon as we had closed the doormen carried one of our female barstaff into the Vip room unconcious. She wasn't coherent, couldn't wake her. Then another lass comes up to me and asks if the lass is ok, told her yeh was just really pissed. So this lass sezs, right, I'm pc139 **** station and I want to know who you are..
A bit stunned by the revelation that this drunk but highly attractive female was barking strange orders at me I laughed. So what does she do? She does some restraining move on me, pushes me against the wall and starts snogging me and groping me...
As I was sober and she wasnt combined with the fact that my manager was stood behind her looking at me in total disbelief I released my self from her grip.
She was not impressed, in the end I had to dissapear whilst the doormen tried getting her out of the club..
WTF???
Um...
That just does not happen. Ever.
Then it turns out this unconcious bar lass had no money or id, we didnt have her address, so, muggings here had to take her to one of the other bar lasses houses so she could sleep on the sofa.. As i got her out of the car in her deep 'sleep' she starts screaming and biting me and shouting F*CK OFF at the top of her voice at 3:30am...
I got lovely bite marks on my hands.
What a silly morning, I'm off to bed, that was just too strange.
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Latest reply: Jan 14, 2004
Potential and Reality
Posted Jan 8, 2004
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we are living with a couple of whores."
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Latest reply: Jan 8, 2004
NOthing to write home about really.
Posted Sep 1, 2003
Please ignore this entry, it's just a test.
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SUPER JOURNAL, all the other put into one..
Posted Jul 17, 2003
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Ho-hum
2 Weeks Ago
Yeh so what a hot month this is! Roasting away, brown. SAves me money on th etanning tubes at any rate! Well, I'm currently off work, my own choice. GOing toi get back into the nightclub tade, want to start at ass manager and work up from there.
Could do with a good wage. Again. Though I'll only blow it :p
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Me and the net.
Jun 4, 2003
Well, what do I do one the net?
Well, I admin a site called sharpmail http://www.sharpmail.co.uk, the webmaster who built the site is now a good mate of mine, comes over every other weekend and gets twatted!
The easy life
What else do I do? Well, I go on the clubbing forums, post pics and I generaly be an arse!!!
As per..
What else can I tell you all without picking up a stalker?? lol! well, I go on the under belly sites ie; rotten as I have an interest in all things macabre. Though it doesnt make me a devil worshiper, lucifer is wrong....
Dont ask me what that bit above is all about! LOL!!
What is on my favourites bar on the net..
forums
pics
hacking sites
astalavista securty protal
anon proxies
animationj studio s.cuts
self destructing e-mail site
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New update
Mar 15, 2003
Ok sooo who are you and what the hell are you doing here? lol!
nah, yareet welcome and all that stuff! mi names jarve and um, I'm 27 and er.. I'm not single so I can stop sounding like a ruddy cilla black contestant! So yeh I came across this page again and remembered how long it had been since I made this page with billy.. Yonks it seems!
Ld is gone, Im now on the different clubbing sites that are about, mi e-mail is [email protected] if anyone wants to give me any abuse, though I will hack ur ass back.
I'm bored. help/
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mint chocs
Aug 7, 2001
yumy these chos are nice: well since i quit smoking a month ago ive put 3quarters of a stone on! FanTASTIC! should look like arnie s in no time!!
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