h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeh so that's that, my ex g/f of 2 years comes around, gets the last of her stuff. Goes to town to get last of cash that I can get out of her for everything..

And she starts being a nasty c*w. Yeh, great, what's the point, some wimmin', yah just never realise until you fall out etc how different people are actualy are.


Well, am moving house this w/end, got lot's to do workwise and personal life, won't be on for a bit people so....


Catch you laters, can't reply to anything/much as lots to do and to think about.


See yah all.

Hey Jarve,

not much i can say to make you feel any better about things but at the end of the day, its another chapter and on a brighter note...

your now back on the market wahay some lucky girls going to get you

good luck with the move!, if you find a good chippy send him round to mine lol

you might not be here but you know where i am in email if you want a chat take care!

Well, I'm skint, no car, no job, no bird.


Ah well, least I still own my sanity! Nto that its worth much mind you, though I could trade it? lol


Wonder what is around the corner..?

Wrong thread.

but right site right?

you had a pleasant day? will reply later, on my way out in 5, couldnt resist rubbing some salt in the wounds of a few SWFC before i went

trade? hmmm but is it worth it? like you said you wont get much for it, damaged goods now 'innit? LOL best hold onto it


round the corner? ooohh ooohh i know this 1, its >another road
hey its not all bad, you still have....your pc lmao

email you later,
take care

hi wll it does get better beleive me! another love always comes along to help you forget about the last. xx

Let's see if this is true then :p



TBH i can't see any amazing person aound the next corner, then again, I don't have a mirror tilted on the end of a long pole do I? Hmm.. That gives me an idea...


Doh!

Jarve,

what! dont tell me you still havent been snapped up? lovely bloke like you i cant understand it! want me to start handing references out??
lets see....tell you what ill do a draft copy 1st send it to you for approval, cant say fairer than that and if your happy with the finished product i will begin distrubution immediately ok?



p.s/theres advertising space up for rent on my PS but for you im quite happy to place an ad for free..call it a return on 1 of many small favours

Advertising space on PS? You mean personal space? LOL! Ide get all sortsa mad uns :p


Nah I can grab lasses quite easy when I go out etc, just I think a none clubbing lass would do me well, but, she would have to know I HAVE to go out once a month to the club I attend for reasons known only to those that do what i do. That sounds iffy dones't it?

LOL!!


Hang on, bio

5ft 11" slim 2 medium toned tanned
11stone
Short dark hair wiv fringe
Light Green eyes furrowed brow
Fashion concious
Um.. hell I dunno what else.
Oh yeh, slightly mad, due to intelligence and mind altering stuff.


There, that should get me a good un :p lol!

DOnt stick it up there really, would be kinda embarassing!!

But cheers for the offer :p

Jarve,

yes i meant on my personal space, but dont worry i would take a special interest and personally scrutinize and interview all candidates 1st, i wouldnt let any mad 'uns through, only the decent girls, unless you wish to venture further afield? Alex thinks your a bit of a hunk

if i was to advertise your stats on my PS, trust me i know what im doing, been stalking you online long enough lmfao and i know you can pick up lots of lasses if you want to but do you really know what you want? lol

well if you change your mind give us a shout
cant have 1 of my top pals on the net up for grabs for too long its not good for moral.....but then again does give you more talktime....... lol

my work is done here

I thought you meant your personal space!

SOz, I thought for a minute that you had some sort of personals add somewhere on the web, was gonna say, that's a bit blummin' quick isn't it ;P

Yeh I remember Alex saying he thought I was quite um.. good lookin', you know what, the amount of guys that come onto me when I go out clubbing is silly :p

If only it was as easy to pick women up! lol
Not that I pick blokes up mind! Am just sayin' before any of you get the wrong idea :p

Yeh you know enough about me now i 'think' then again, if you knew everything, would you still speak to me? Or course you would :D I'm a good guy. So my mum sez.

I like the way you ended that..

"My work here is done"..lol


v.good

Evening Jarve,

personals add? huh? course i meant my PS ya silly lol
get a lot of male attention do you Jarve? i didnt know that, would that be 1 of the things i dont know about you?
who? moi? get the wrong idea? nah you got me all wrong
i know enough to want to keep talking to you, but what little i do know is enough to keep me interested or something like that, was trying to sound clever but i dont think i pulled it off lol
you liked the way i ended that last 1?! your supposed to say you liked all of it! lol
did you get your housework done earlier? well keep your pinny on, mine wants doing too

Lol! Don't worry:

" know enough to want to keep talking to you, but what little i do know is enough to keep me interested "

It made sense.

And AHEM! No am not batting for both tema thansyou very much :p I do have a lot of bi mates though and it doesn't bother me what goes on etc. Personally I feel it is their own choice, there are other tied in issues such as same sex parenting etc that I may have um arr.. sorta views on but as far as sexuality itself, I don't mind.


I know what gets me off.. WIMMINZ BODZ yum yum!!


Ahem, soz!

I was just spanking the monkey. No no no! You got me all worng!!
This one> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spankthemonkey.php

I just got 285!

Yay! Us blokes know how to do it best.


Okies, in a bit, wanna come over ere n help wiv my house! lol. its too big and I cant tidy it, i do about 15 mins and go.. s*d it!

Hi Jarve,

i made sence? somebody understands me? ooohh too im used to being misunderstood, not sure i can deal with the rush

your not batting for both teams? ok i wasnt suggesting anything lol each to their own and the way i see it, more people for me to take the out of, i have no favourites all victims are fair game for me lol

you were spanking the monkey! oh Jarve im shocked! sweet boy like you admitting to that kind of thing and online too! youve never said you was into that online stuff

if its a game, ill have a look later, see if its suitable for a young impressionable lad like yourself lol

i think you have the wrong impression of me Jarve, you cheeky git im not coming over there to do your housework! i have men do things for me! you will be provided with a latex pinny upon arrival, (wearing this is optional), and various cleaning products, i think we'll have you scrubbing my lavatory whilst i work on cleaning your mind

Believe it or not, the last person to clean my lav was in fact a female freind!

Heh-heh-heh! Good eh? I have found if I leave it a few weeks they sigh and ask me how long it's been since I cleaned up, I simply lie and say a few months, they then get teh rubber gloves on and get to work! Yay!


Yes spanking the monkey is quite clean thankyou! I can't believe you got the impression it would be anything other than clean! I am quite upset you got he wrong impression I really am!
heh-heh!

One day you know, I'll get used to these smileys I can't get into the h2g2 ones I don't know why? Oh yes, here is an interesting one for you, next time you access h2 via the new, where it says http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/AddThread?inreplyto=5271243 you notice the /h2g2/ bit/ Change it to /ww2/ and it will change the 'skin', you can change it back afterwards, there are many skins on this 'hub'.

That sunk in? Course it did



In a bit..

I wonder if anyone else reads this stuff we write>?

Hiya Jarve,
actually i do believe that! i can just picture you now with that helpless little boy ACT to get some daft female cleaning your loo, (you guys! your all the same lol) or perhaps she wasnt daft at all but just decided to clean it before she used it for reasons known only to you and anyone else who uses it knows

listen pal, i may be a bit blonde sometimes but where i come from that phrase means only 1 thing! yeah i can tell your really upset! lol


the h2 smileys are easy, they must be if i can do them just copy what i put but dont have any spaces within the and type them ALL in lower case ok.......

: ) = : ( =
< bleep> =
< vampire> =
< fullmoon> =
< biggrin> =
< tongueout> =
< drool> =
< yuk> =
< winkeye> =
< borg>< tomato> = (they just go together lol)
< love> =
< kiss> =
< disco> =
< hug> =
< run> =
< book> =
< mod> = HISS SPIT 's

i cant think of anymore, if i do ill put them up in further posts for you but they'll keep you busy for awhile anyway, and if you click on any of them they 'should' take you to the smiley page?..hey theres a 1st! Me teaching YOU something lol

ok i will try that soon as i remember, i know there are different skins but i like the 1 have already so i doubt ill change it for long

has it sunk in? has what sunk in? lol
everybody reads the stuff i post Jarve, i had my own possy of h2 police and now im on pre-mod so i have my own babysitters online to make sure my posts are safe for the general public to view, (the scary thing is i might tell the truth again about what really go's on here on this site, couldnt have the general public finding that out lol), not to mention the lurkers **throws at them all, the 's** lol

Oh yeh, the helpless boy act

Hey, if it works..

No no no your getting me wrong, they just offer to do it cos they me as I'm a real good guy. Either that or they have some weird wish to be housewives without the . Who knows, I should ask, but it could spoil my run of offers :p


As far as smileys, I just dont think I can be arsed wiv em! I use em on mi other forums but that is cos its a case of pressing the pic and it puts it in the post. I love my forums! Got about 6k posts on one of them, how sad is that?!

Afternoon Jarve,

you just caught me im on my way out, not that you'll know this though cos the 's will hold onto this until im long gone
hey if you can get away with them doing your housework, why not? use and abuse thats my mottoim kidding, just dont ask Awol about that, he always says thats what im like just cos i make him do the odd thing for me! lol
well as for the 's up to you, but theres nothing worse than somebody knowing how to do something you dont, bugs me
6k posts?! what was you having a rant about? lol

catch up with you later then, be good