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I bet we can beat Fab O as well - she does have a slight handicap as far as sprinting's concerned.... make mine a Large

Ner ner...

Tatty Girl runs like a ..........girl

all round!

Preumably, a game of beach cr***et (like what I used to play in my youth at Sandbanks) will be had? If not, I'll tell you all about my cr***et equipment................at very great length..........

I hate to tell you all this, but I can still outsprint the magster man I was a club athlete many years ago, ran for Birchfield Harriers and although I am now a little older and larger, the natural sprinting talent is still there.....so ner ner ner ner to all of you and last one to the bar smells.

I keep forgetting who I am....

can't catch me for a penny cup of tea.....

Yes - I'd heard that you are Fast....

Right. Drunk the Pub dry - so what next? Anyone for a midnight dip ??

Hurrah, skinny-dipping! And you don't get much skinnier than me, so I'm up for it!

Did anyone pack some raw liver and Goose cogs for the troll, BTW?

El Bandidos - do we need to?

Tip - when skinny dipping (not that I ever...) be first in and first out - then the perving is all yours for the doing/looking!

This info was passed to me by an anonymous source of course.

Actually I feel I ought to name my sourse:

My MOTHER! A paragon of virtue with a wicked sense of fun.

Excellent weather for our seaside trip! Only , I seem to have drunk all the and now I'm feeling sleeeeeeeeepy..... can somebody erect the tent pleeeeeeeease?

Leggy, you pitch tents not erect them! You'll get those boys all excited using big words like erect

Pitch? I thought that was where you played Sports Oh well I have found another so maybe I can wait a little while longer....

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night................


Or is it just the ....

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Leggy, that is beautiful.

Weather update:

Hot and sunny, with a light breeze nuzzling the intimate areas of Hampshire's shapely form and offering respite from the intense heat of the thrusting sun. Maximum will be a whopping, throbbing 29 Celsius.

Alex, that was Lewis Carroll....

Weather here 'ot, 'umid an' 'orrible.

Weather in Wiltshire, fupin' fandabydozee. Hot, sunny, and absolutely cr***etacious guys and gals. Oh, and after a miserable season with the bat, I finally made it into double figures yestaerday, with 39 and 2-19 with my camp offies.

Have a great Sunday y'all.

Goodmorning (just!) everyone,

for some reason our Seaside trip reminded me of the "Walrus & the Carpenter". Here is the second verse, most especially for Alex


The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"


I have been enjoying the Sun but it's also been a bit this weekend - so far anyway. It must be the heat!

See you later...

You "erect" a tent, take it from me.

I have an erect one in my back garden right now.

Seriously, I'm airing it after it was layed up for the winter.

I'm making this worse, aren't I...

It is still beautiful day (well, evening) in this part of Wessex. I have, for the second week running, experienced the joys of winning a game of cr***et, albeit for another team.

Thank you for the second stanza, Leggy.

I am now going to have a cold drink and watch the sun go down (well, not quite as there are trees in the way).

Who ever invented mosquitos should be shot!

Bandido - if we require any further information about your outdoor erections, we will enquire