h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and the local ale, the hills and the sea

my mam bought a small bras Cornish piskie(pixie, it's how they say/call them) for her purse, after all these years he hasn't started work yet, she's still skint

brass!brass!


don't think bra's can be got in brass

All very well, but its' not Devon, is it?

Glad you had a good time Opti - even if it was Down There...

at brass bras

I did ask my bf whether it would be possible to see you on the way but alas

see who ?

skankyrich

He was probably worried that you'd be in awe of my shiny bald scalp and dashing good looks Well, there's always next time!

my shiny bald scalpsnap on that! but failed on and dashing good looks

I was going to say 'shiny bald head', but soon hit the Backspace button...

I rent mine out to flea's as a skating rink

Shiny bald scalps!

Anyway, sounds fun, Opti. Reminds me I should pencil "chill" into my calendar sometime in the near future.

"chill"

Could be an Americanism. Chill out, shoot the breeze, just have fun, man, you know?

Agreed and this is the place to do just that...

exactly

and and

I'm so chilled out and laid back I walk horizontally

would be nice to be chilled out but i live under a big brother syndrome!