h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pierce, you are always full of sage suggestions... or something.

i'm afraid it's mostly something

I'm not going to obect, Pierce.

it's so nice to agree with you

Dont you have home delivery? Tesco Sainsburies and Iceland do here it is cheeper than the bus fare...

No, there's nothing like this here. We don't have such super stores here.

Food parcels from the UN

I never thought of doing that Bob.

Anyway ... if you order online you can't see the buy one get one free offers.


The car held out okay and we have enough food to last us until .... Tuesday probably.

...and rather than move closer to the shop I'd like to get further away.

Oh, yes, you could order it, Fizzy.

Well I didn't think of it.


I can't be expected to think of everything now can I.






Saved myself an embarrassing typo there by previewing - nearly posted ..... everythong.

Now there's a thought.

It's a thought probably best not thunk.

I'm having connection problems this evening again .... roll on the new provider on 10th Sept ..... just in case I disappear - you'll know not to inform the police or anything.

No, I'll send the fire brigade.

That would be very kind of you .... I'm in the notion of a hunky bloke in uniform.

I know. Remember when you BBQ Mel Gibson? You did it for one purpose only.

That's a scandalous insinuation madam .... and I'll deny it until my dying day.

But there are witnesses. Lots of them.

Luckily we're not in court now dear .... so your witnesses count for nothing.


I still maintain my innocence.

Oh, but we have it black on white.

You must need to change your glasses dear ... no such record exists.