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split second nah, from the time you bought the ticket till it was clear that you only won 5 €

.. there's two certain ways to lose your money: buy lottery tickets and buy shares the chances on winning any sum of money are obviously verry close to zero

hm, yes, that is the closest i will ever get to a steady income

zero??? mm.. that's a bit .. low..ish .. for an income

i guess i have to admit it's not always zero. it varies a bit. between 0 and 80 eeks.

but that's as steady as it gets.

and on a yearly basis it's always less than i spend

ah, now that last thing .. less than I spend .. is something I can recognise

The husband's got Lehman certificates. If only he'd have bought lottery tickets.

.. Lehman .. or Lottery

..

ah well the main difference is that -as Pierce noted- with lottery tickets you have -for a short time- the illusion of a chance on wealth and unlimited luxury
in both cases your money evaporates

I was reasonably lucky my funding is now a five digits number less than during the summer but I'll survive

even my weight has more digits than my fundings

but i will survive as well

and for the same reasons too

mm.. weight .. fundings .. yes, my weight has more digits than my bank account by now good .. that saves me from being a victim of financial crisis

we should be safe for a fortnight at least

* does some calculations *

yep ..

all we need is





(and but that goes without saying)

I myself would prefer a every now and then .. but in general: yes

i could eat a right now, but according to my scales i won't need to for a couple of weeks

.. lunch time ..

i'm going for a massage first. danish, though. not thai

oh is that any good?

i'm going again tomorrow. does that answer your question?

well .. possibly