h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, you could try, but you should be aware - if you leave that pentagram without permission of one of *the* sisters you will most probably burst into flames ..................

or some such horrible fate.



Powerful is afoot here, so tread carefully double O zero.

born! hatched! dug up, none dare appear in my presence, even the FBI/CIA?KGB and mi4 and half daren't

Evening Prof...

How's... ermmm... things...?

not bad mate, been tinkering with down loads again, swapping changing etc

Sounds very technical. Careful, this thread belongs to a woman. Start getting technical and they'll start to get upset, and talk about girlie things, like bras, and diets and Brad Pitt...

Plus which, you used the word "Tinkering". That's a bit sexist. Women don't understand Man's need to tinker. It's like the shed thing. They don't understand a man's need for a shed. It's his inalienable right. Women have their monthly thingy, men have sheds, in which we can tinker...

Dangerous ground, here, doing technical things, and tinkering in a woman's threads...

got an outhouse, but can't afford to tinker in there

pc wiseI "buy" programs, like anti virus etcand always keep a look out for better products

*poof* turns Moonhogg into TinkerBel and the Prof into SuperBug

I can live with thatit's got "super" in it

modesty is hard for a genius like me!

Couldn't leave two evil geniuses alone to scheme against the women now could I

would I scheme against women, no way! I like women, but can't wim only paddle

WoooHooo!! *fluffs up her hair*


Did I hear someone say Brad Pitt is calling in?


*fluffs up the new Matt, too*

You fell straight into the Brad Pitt trap...

Just need to mention the name and you appear!



Where did these wings come from...?

Blimey...

I can fly!

HEY!!

Hoggs CAN fly!!

is that with or without red bull ??

*roars laughing*





Red Bull!!

Be careful now that Bull S**t is murder to get out your hair and off your clothes - I don't think they should be allowed to fly.

Hoggs, bulls - whatever next? What does the tower say anyway? Are they allowed to land?

I imagine flying pigs are quite normal around the tower, flying bulls however may be another matter.

But they're Red Bulls, aren't they? If you can believe TV, they're a common sight.
I'm off now, nighty night.

Sleep well. Sweet dreams.

*giggles*