h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I deny any knowledge of a hi-jack..


If you find a low one, let me know!

(Looking around for low things... Spots a matt...)
Now, I wish someone would explain about this Matt Auntie G is dragging. How can one know how to properly drag a thing without first determining the gender of the object? How does one sex a matt?
Or maybe it just isn't obvious in English, which often ignores gender.

I'm MALE!!

Thank you.

Just lift the bit of pile at the end, look underneath...

Can't you tell?

(It's written on the label before you make any smutty comment!)

*looks at the label*


Oh! Yeah!!


I hadn't noticed that before

Well, if you're going about in drag, you can't get all upset if folks are confused!
Besides, with fluffy things (like my tomcat), sometimes it's hard to tell...

IN DRAG???

'Scuse me!!



I may be dragged, but I'm not in drag!!

Hmph!!

Look at the label! It's big enough!!!

voice over: soon in cinema near you.
Rob the Carpet...
he is out on revenge against...
he waves sharp edges round...
who will he take first...

this release is for all ages. some scenes are covered in tomato blood.

*squeals with laughter*

Well,perhaps not at the moment, but with Auntie G involved, you'd better keep on your toes!

So, Rob's accepted a role in a slasher pic. I thought he wanted to play romantic leads. A bit of a disapointment, I'm sure, but one has to start somewhere.

it is not slasher movie...it is biopic!

*giggles*


Do you think the new Matt will notice the new tag??

Hides in uncarpeted closet.

You just wait...

Rob's not the only one who can have sharp edges...

Treat me nice, I'll treat you nice...

I'll say nothing more...

You tell 'em Matt - I've left you a nice friendly message on your very own PS; and if you get any bother, you just let me know.

Scorp

Lord! I get softer

It is becoming noticed!!

I really must try to remember that this IS in point of fact, B'El's thread and yes Fizzymouse, it does seem to have been taken over.

Are you there B'El, do tell us when the party's over and you'd like us to off home or somewhere. Sorry, I totally forgot where we were, I got carried away. It's Lil's fault

Scorp

*giggles*

Bel is loving this!!

Also, we always blame the </>

scorpio said: "I get softer"

did you discover a new soap?

I've just come online. I shouldn't have ed here whilst trying to write my next submission for , this is wayyyy too distracting.
Don't worry about hijacking anything, we're all just friends here having fun.
And anyway, it's all the s fault.