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**waves at Jab**

ok me but when my friend reads it i know she'll be thinking it too lol

who you callng a 'bum'? ok so i never dressed up for the evening but i would have if id of gone out and anyway these slippers keep my feet warm lol

Jerk,

bedroom? dont be daft thats upstairs lol (was going to add thats a private thread pmfsl but hastily retacts that)!

thats the trouble here, i invite you into my little place and you all take liberties, im having a ciggy then im outta here for the night, another early start , pay for everything you drink and shut the door on the way out

**waves goodnight**

you take care Jerk, hope you get lucky with a new job soon

nitenite

*waves back to I\/*

"Not dressed up." - This *is* the BBC don't you know, full Evening wear / DJ (thats Tux for our 'cousins' over in the 'colonies') but I'm having trouble with my tie.

everyone in the bbc goes about in full tux all the time?

we have clip-on ties over here

vampy fancies jab

jab

shooting tomatoes??? either u need to see a doc or thats just a lame excuse lol

vamp

oi u, like to see ur keepin my good name, err, good !!?!!

alex

hehe like the subtlety lol

jerk

ere if that chair was sticky then itsok, jab was sittin on it lol

Jab,

nah the bbc, i pay them enough in license fees im not dressing up for them aswell
perhaps you should get yourself 1 of them clip on jobs Jerks got if your struggling with your tie awww bless lmao





Localised Girl,

did you see that?! Jabs throwing in a subtle hint at his helplessness again, good job we're wise to them and lol

Jerk,

why wouldnt everyone 'in the bbc' go round in tux all the time if they wanted to? its not as if they cant afford it for the we pay for
clip on ties we have here too, we're not that far behind, without mentioning our prehistoric cable! , let me assure you whatever Bush does, Blair is 'sure to follow' (would like to put that another way but you never know who's spying in the thread! lol)

Alex,

lmao we're not in a school playground, if i fancied anyone id make it obvious, since i dont know Jab its highly unlikely id fancy him oh word of advice if your thinking of making a career of online 'love matches' your at it, maybe you have more experience with matches? pmsl

Localised Girl,

told Jab you wouldnt believe that lol

course im keeping your name good, what else would i keep it? lol

Alex is cos i cottoned on to him and his little 'cwush' it so sweet it make you wanna heave oooohh bless llf

what you on about Jerks chair?! Jab was on it too? its my chair ffs what they been doing on it?! pmsl

vamp

alex doesdnt beat round the bush, rather than fill out a form n apply to ur perfect match he/she (pls dont take that wrong i couldnt remeber which way round it was) just points out who fancies who pmsl

n as for the chair, well i;ll be stayin well clear of it, we need to invest in sum phlegm coloured seatin to hide the stains lol

Localised Girl,

lol i think he prefers to be known by his 'feminine' side but no doubt he'll moan about the way ive put that aswell anyways my perfect match? lol yeah ok whatever, if we wasnt on here with all the nosy i might add more, maybe when we next have a chat on the phone but then again probably not lol

(((Awol, if your here off no need to come up with any comments of your own here lol)))

and as for the chair, yuck! thats discusting! lol

Vampy n localized its she lol

Alex,

oh ffs your never bleeding satisfied you are ya see below - is that better? lol





Localised Girl,

right i think ive got it now, Alex wants us to refer to him as 'a big girls 'frilly' blouse' lmao

Jerk: In times past, the BBC presenters would wear a Tux. I was having a swipe at the still "Home Counties Beeb"

The home countes, means those that surround the London greater metroplitan area. As for clipon ties, they tend to be for uniforms, more popular to have a proper tie still.

*adust double Windsor knot*


LG: A lame excuse


Alex: *points to you* Ooooo get 'her'.


IV: meet you behind the bike sheds at playtime. Where did you find Alex, and did you keep the recipt?

jab ooooo

Jab,

sorry missed your 'pre arranged appointment' cos Sir found the note, yeah dunno how though cos id stuck it under the desk with bubblegum lmfao





Alex,

i lost your reciept, dont suppose youve got it have you? i want to take you back and get a refund lol

refund on what

jab

its too obvious dude lol ere have a pocket sized pack of kleenex, u cant carry that doll around it pokes out ya pocket n u dont want it to get a puncture now do u

vamp

ok ok shes a she, im with it now (makes a change)
pardon me lack of knowledge, heavy drinkin sesh last nite, got sum leftover alcohol which cant be left so drinkin t now, only to cuyre the headache mind

alex

ere i love the skirt, can i borrow it