h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Localised Girl,

really? hmmm tell me more! soon as! lmao you go girl, anyone i know??

of course its always you, you dont think id take responsibility when everybody knows what a respectible member of the community i am pmsl you'd never be able to prove otherwise

wish you hadnt of tied Jab and Awols names together, you know what'll happen now dont you! well he was a likeable guy, it was nice knowing him..anyway moving on

i created the thread innocent ish as it was yeah when a certain member of h2g2 was active in the h2g2 police, but i here theyre only doing voluntary service nowadays, not sure if they was demoted though must go lurk lol

Jab,

1 of them has lol

the frog 1? hmmm id forgot we was going to call it codename: frog
now the French going to get all para lol

speaking of the 'art' collection you know what i want oh just remembered there is a couple of other things i want, however, 've vill tok ov thise elsvere'

vamp

no one u know, every1 i know tho lol im on top form as usual tho hehe
well if ya cannae take responsibilty for ya actions can u at least blame it ona male specimen?? lol
dont lurk, they'll give u a badge pmsl
n whats this bout showin jab ur "art" collection??? that what ya call it nowadays lol heehee

IV no worries about the matter, I'm not worried, people disagree about some things, thats normal, doesn't mean they have to disagree about everything!

Localised Girl,

good thats what i like to hear, but no keeping me in the dark you know ill be needing details, and ill be taking note as i may have to use these tactics at a later date though of course i will claim them as my own..damn i meant to think that bit

i will blame things on a male specimen when i find a new victim ahem i mean pal seeing as Awol isnt around anymore pmsl

i dont normally lurk as a rule as you know but i need to get my facts right before i jump in and take the like of the snivelly little aka lapdog, or 1 of them damn i meant to think that aswell! now you know me if i was offered a badge because i sure as would kiss nobodies for it id only try to sell it lol

oh yes my 'art' collection lol well if you didnt have such a filthy mind you'd know that was totally innocent, however, no doubt yourself and countless others will read way too much into that and i will just leave you guessing cos im a

hi all just to let u know ive got a flat

Kaz,

great so its forgotten about then which is good cos i dont remember lol

Hi Alex, that is great news. Whereabouts? Beddington would be handy!

Alex,

ya big lol thats great news, im not stopping but i wasnt ignoring you the other day i got no credit cos some little kept texting me it run out

hope you move in quick and get yourself together soon as, i have to go, got to be somewhere like NOW so t/c, catch you later little girly pal

alex

congrats its a bundle round urs then eh? lol

vamp

will give u details but im worried bout me bein in here now cos i rather drunk n then sum n worried cos im tryin to control meself in not sayin owt i regret tonoz
me have no filthy mind, i been corrupted i say,
damn i cant type much, i ill, need sum munchies, b back tomoz with sensible answers bueeeeeee xx

Localised Girl,

Alex is having a house warming!! all are welcome all the booze you can put away so you'll be alright ya lol however, it is fancy dress and the insisted we all show up dressed 'girly'..have you got anything PINK/FRILLY?? nah me either looks like the parties off then unless you got any bright ideas? im not wearing pink for anybody

tut tut again LG what ya like lol dont you worry about saying anything you might regret though, only me and you here, you talk away nobody will ever know lol

hmmm could do with some munchies myself im starving, been a busy day what with 1 thing and another mmmm brb lol

oh your off catch you later then take care and dont forget get a bucket lmfao

Hello Jerk,

**waves** hey not so fast, get back here, i know LG's a bit scary on 1st impression but shes very nice really, i wont let her turn you into a house slave scouts honour smiley

how are you stranger? we are seeing less and less of you since before Christmas! make an effort and show your face a bit more eh

Ur all welcome and vampy u can wear twinsets if you want

Alex,

thanks but id only go for the donors so long as they arent freaks, got any normal friends? i dont mind the odd kink but i dont want your lesbo friend coming onto me oh and you can off NO twinsets, even my ol Mum wouldnt wear them

vamp

we could substitute the pink for black, black frilly things, hell will freeze over b4 i get in owt pink, what u think we r? dainty women? pffft
didnt need a bucket in the end till i saw the pink frilly dresscode n pictured me in it lol
ooh scary thought n cringe factor 10
give me anything but pink n frills anyday
im off out tomoz nite on the alcohol again...hehe cannae wait, n dress code be skirt boots n top, no pink ta!!
oooh think it may be my fault for jabs dissappearence HEY COME BK YA MEANIES

anyway y u all gone quiet?
any1 been ordered to stay away form this thread hehe
oops in the owrds of will young "i think i better leave right now, im fallin deeper n deeper " lol

Localised Girl,

thats what i was thinking, come in black and crash the party, its not as if theyre going to stand up to us is it you can get all the free booze you can get your hands on then why dont we off somewhere else with it

out on the razzle again are we? hmm turning into a right head arent you lol i havent had a drink since......erm Christmas! yeah damn right im jealous i need a bl***y good drink, could do with it 'right here right now' OMFG! ive done it again they'll have me for plagiarism or some other jumped up charge llf

nobodies ordered me to stay out of this thread, its my thread they wouldnt dare, well they might but would i listen?

hey your not taking full credit for Jabs disappearance, hes disappeared out of another of mine too..hope it wasnt something we said? lol

I was sat quiet, waiting for the "lesbo" action to start. LG and IV are doing things to corrupt me.

Jab,

oi you cheeky g*t! me and Localised Girl are not lesbo's! if anything shes a maneater (sorry LG not trying to ruin your reputation, it was ruined ages ago but we have to tell him dont want him thinking im a lesbo do we? )..and im a..well like it says on the label..im a straight blood sucking NOT to be confused with lesbo! i have never bit a woman ever!

something tells me Jab you dont need corrupting (if anyone asks though how i come to that conclusion it was erm i dont know lets say womans intuition yeah)

275 You introduced the word "lesbo." A take about being corrupted and some of the things put into this thread.

It was later I thought the inclusion of two womens 'names' could be the cause of conclusions leaped to, handles leaped off... Bonus!