h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Localised Girl,

'you know i aint got the legs for it'? 'i think you look sexy hun'? something going on with you and Jab? bloody hell your a fast worker still a free slave cant fault you, butter them up and have them eating out of your hand

yeah maybe i did kind of chose the lyrics for a reason lol but then again just cos you cant see the h2g2 police dont mean theyre not sniffing round, you have to look for the signs like..........the discarded batteries of walkie talkies or yikesed posts! pmsl

you always amuse me LG but then if i couldnt take the be no fun, mind saying that can always look at Winkle if you want a laugh, he cracks me up lol

vamp

hehe glad i amuse ya
n nowts goin on,just complimenting the lovely characteristics hes carryin about hehe
n yer can see a few more signs than the walkie talkes, i spy a footprint a a whiff of BS in the air!!! Mmmm aroma!!! pfft

i dont mind ya takin the beep anyway cos it makes me blimin laugh so much hehe least u take the beep with style
erm, whos winkle???? lol

Localised Girl,

hey dont single yourself out LG, i only talk to people that amuse me
hey send in the
uh oh theyre under cover and arent visible today but you cant hide them badges look like theyve been shined within an inch of their life, if i had a reflection i could see my face in them, some might say thats a blessing

just complimenting the lovely characteristics hes carrying about? hmmm ok if you say so well im not 1 to gossip you know me but 2 guys turned into slaves in the last couple of days by you both go missing and your cellar door now has a lock on it? coincidence im sure but dont worry i wont be talking to the h2g2 police, if they ask me anything ill claim the 5th amendment..yeah i know im not a Yank but by the time theyve figured that out ill be long gone lol

and and the whiff of BS? oh you dont think the are onto us already do you? llf

i take the with style? why thankyou lol ill consider that a compliment in the highest, i take the and you thank me? God im good

Winkle? you know who Winkle is? hes the world famous d**kless wonder aka the artist formerly known as Awol, (thats what Mrs.Awol tells me, IVE SEEN NOTHING)! ooohh sounds like im contradicting myself there still with the coming next week least he'll have a legit excuse for once pmsl OMG i hear sirens im outta here

its too quiet in ere
have jab n alex been captured by the cops?
or they havin too much fun with their new found lifestyles???

Localised Girl,

its too quiet in here? want me to turn THE VOLUME UP? lol

their new found lifestyles? hmm good question, did Jab return the wench outfit? bet Alex still has your knickers, you'll not see them again LOL dont know about Jab but Alex has sent me a few emails, he has some RL stuff to sort out at the moment, not sure when he'll be back in h2g2

Hmmmm ruber feeeeels sooooo good!

Jab,

so Localised Girl was right she has turned your head with this alternative lifestyle stuff? rubber huh? think youve been spending too much time in that cellar with Alex havent you but each to their own want to borrow my wellies? pmsl

I have my own, but you knew that.

Jab,

no i didnt? with your new rubber fetish are you going to take up fishing? however, you ought to be aware i dont do compliments but you knew that lol

Jab,

i have just reread my post, i thought you was talking about wellies but you could of been talking about your own cellar oh or rubber for that matter lol

You know alot more about it than me.

Jab,

what are you talking about? you keep saying i know and winking so come on spit it out, what is it your obviously dying to get off your chest? i know a lot more about 'it'? ok im going to have to be very careful here id hate to 'fess up to something else lmao
all i can think of is another thread where i was referring to 'the' well 'my dungeon' with somebody lol (a RL friend), the dungeon is the word used but he was actually on about another room im decorating, you been lurking in 'my dungeon'? lol if thats not what your on about then im lost??

As you are probably aware ive been made homeless so i wont be on im typing from a library

Morning Alex,

well im aware but i dont expect LG and Jab were
be careful of the lady in the library! every library has 1 lol so what your pc not going to be hooked up until things are settled wherever you end up?
how comes your not at work now anyway? you made that appointment yet?!

alex

soz 2 hear that, im sure vamp will make room in her cardboard box for u altho beware she snores n does all sorts in her sleep hehe

jab

ahem keep ya fetishes to yaself!! unless u want me n vamp to take pee outta ya lol altho im sure u enjoy every second, so how is that rubber suit? uncomfy?hard to move? ere bend down n pick up me pen off floor will ya hehe ooh mind u dont rip at the back

vamp

nah volumes ok, last i heard alex had give me knickers to jab n i dinnae want em back as knickers worn in sweaty rubber suit......erm no ta

Localised Girl,

as a matter of fact i occasionally sleepwalk but im sure the honour will be quite safe lol but erm hey i dont do anything else well actually im told i talk in my sleep too but other than that i do not snore or aything lol cardboard box? please im a little more upmarket than that LG, its a coffin if you dont mind with all mod cons though the cable running through is a bit

thought we was already taking the out of Jab? i had no idea you was being serious!!!!! so how did you get him in the wenches outfit?? LG im not being funny but that packet of pens inside your jacket pocket....its so obvious what your up to **must buy myself a packet of pens** pmsl

i spoke to Alex tonight i think hes telling you cos he was sat with a thong on his head and a pair of belly warmers over his pedalpushers who does he think he is anyway? supergirl?

I'm just nodding at LG as if I know what shes on about... It's what they say to do with 'them' you know care in the commutity and all that.

Hi Alex, just found your post on being made homeless. Sorry I havn't been in contact I have been up my own arse, doing pagan stuff, started moots etc.

Are you still at work?

I so wish I had a house and could put you up. We only have a studio flat though, not even a bedroom. We could provide a hot meal or drink.

Anything we can do?

jab

hehe i see they only let u out for a small amount of time a nite, or r u diggin ur way out the padded cell lol

vamp

oooh snazzy, got cable fitted in there too eh?
jab didnt need much persuadin, altho he pretended to put up a fight
n pens??? whats wromg with pens lol
maybe alex just tryin a new fashion trend ?

Jab,

hey shes a valuble member of the community............centre pmfsl





Localised Girl,

what a your not going to let him get away with that are you?!!! fight fight fight **whispers** hey want to borrow my cattle prod?