h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Every Monday, I go to the library and putter around, waiting for my mother to get out of her class. I was browsing, just poking along, and noticed this guy following me. He wasn't very stealthy and continued following, so I meandered over to the restrooms. There is a hall there, in plain view of the desk. He came up to me and started mumbling very fast. I was backing away from him and I caught, 'I'll pay you to urinate on me.' WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!! Eew the eew eew freakin' eew. Needless to say, it scared me to death. I guess I shouted my disgust because the guy scuttled away and the librarian (this really big guy) came and asked if I was alright. Just a word of advice to all of you guys, this is NOT a good way to pick up girls. *shudder*

Nothing new today, except that I had a mild breakdown over this huge crow that's been outside my window for the past three days. After attempting to shoot him (I couldn't even attempt it, really) and crying in utter frustration, I feel a lot better. However, if the creature comes back, I will have someone else shoot it. I HATE IT.

Crow extermination service you called?

story time! my friend anna kate, who you will meet on saturday, just got back from new york city for her college orientation. she went for a walk one afternoon, and got lost trying to get from Broadway back to her friend's apartment. she had just called for directions, and was waiting for a light to change.

headphones on, and staring at the traffic, she noticed a man in a wheelchair smiling at her. he was also waiting for the light, it seemed. he then tapped her arm, and she took off the headphones. "yes?" she said. "hi pretty lady," he responded. he said something about a nice day, and she agreed, hoping to god that the light would change so she could dash across the street. "you want to go get a snack?" the old man asked her. "umm...i'm about to go meet somone," she responded, and then the light changed.

hah. what a pick up line. Want to go get a snack? Haha. i still think you win, but props to anna kate for having the guy be handicapped. *snort*

You want to kill the blasted thing? Will you? I'd love you forever and ever and ever. Please?

'Want a snack?' Wow, the connotations there. I must say, I've been hit on before, but I've never had someone ask me to PEE on them. I guess everyone's got their own little...hangups, but that was a whoa.

I've had a guy walk up to me and ask, "Can a dog get hard if he doesn't have any balls?"

NOT the best opening line, let me tell you!

1. Not exactly kill as keep as my firmilure and use to annoy you if you ever cross me.
2. I can say that there all pretty bad, but "I will pay you if you urinate on me" is not just freaky and just wrong but also very very scary.
So far the worst one I have has is "what makes you horny?" I couldn't help but reply "horns" and go *beeep*

Wow, you poor thing, that's pretty scary. The bloke, not the crow. You should squirt the crow with a water pistol. As for the bloke, he obviously has issues.

I sincerely hope he was playing a prank... If not... Eeeeeeew.

It was very creepy, but the CROW IS SCARY, TOO!

Somehow, I think he was being serious. He might have been an incredible actor, but he was entirely too convincing for me to ask any questions.

if you can get on the good side of the crow by feeding it stuff you can make it look like your the very creepy one.

I don't want to be creepy, I want to be ignored. I want the bird to go. *whine*

Traveller in Time, on his head, hesitant between lending a shoulder and ignoring 'Tacysa'
"Well, can I give you the advice: 'wear socks' perhaps it does comfort you as well? < A2508806 > "

Dunno what to say about that. Perhaps it's building a nest nearby or something?

it could build a 50 flour hotel for all she cares, I think.

But socks make my feet hot, Traveller. It was lovely, but the idea of the crow getting in my house is terrifying. It's bad enough that the thing is outside my window from 2-5:30 in the afternoon and in the front side yard stirring up the dogs from 8-10:30 in the morning.

Egads, don't even SAY that.

Do you have bird repellent or anything? Maybe if you get a cat and threaten it with that...

She has got a cat, but it won't cooperate with her...

Ooh, doesn't sound healthy...

Gotten rid of it yet, Stace?

What's it like?