Rhinoceros should wear Socks

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Bad dreams are afraid of the light


Bad dreams are afraid of socks


Bad dreams do not have feet


Bad dreams can fly through the walls


Bad dreams hide in the walls until it is dark enough


Bad dreams do not come near you if you are wearing socks


Rhinoceros do have feet


Bad dreams do not have feet


Bad dreams hunt for rhinoceros to eat their feet


Bad dreams are afraid of socks while they do not have feet


Bad dreams eat rhinoceros to get their feet


Rhinoceros live in daylight areas so the bad dreams will not come


Well, perhaps this is just a bad dream after all


Did I mention bad dreams can fly?


Bad dreams fly away!


Good night 'Waterrat', keep your socks on and I will leave a bed light on, the rhinoceros will play and be happy in your dreams.

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