hi

hi i'm new here and probably won't b able 2 find my way round so i mite need sum help plz!! thanx!

Hi my names kelly.
i'm 14 n cum from a starnge land called england earth!! I live in a castle which is guarded by a dragon called loz!! he he

i'm 11 foot tall n have xtra long legs that reach the floor! n hair so short it's 3 miles long!

my Bessie m8z r hol n princess loz and of course emmy smiley
>(bet u all no her) me n her r bum chums that cum form outer space ufo but i loz is weirder i swear he he!!

i hate loz
i hate kevs
i hate life
i hate mr wyatt
i hate 2 faced ppl
i hate chocolate (i wish)
i hate spiders
i hate slugs
i hate me!!!!

but

i luv holly
i luv laura
i luv food
i luv good charlotte
i luv sex
i luv gettin up 2 naughties
i luv my nan

he he thats just a bit bout me !!! luv kel xxxxxxx

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