h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was enjoying a wee wee, but no, I was a long time because I had to have a poo, and I was not even in the cubicle with the mirror, because if I had been it is likely I would have stopped off to squeeze a few spots, and thus would have been blotchy, which is why she said that, not because weeing makes me blotchy in case anyone s.

How exciting there is a space smiley. Well. Slightly interestering more than how exciting I suppose. How exciting? As exciting as the smiley, thus -

You are having fun with smilies today.

My last caller was Very Welsh and seemed to think that I personally was rejecting his card. And he wanted to know why!

Did you adv him it was his bank, and if he called them they might be able to tell him why. And fun with smileys is a very popular summer workshop. I am also having fun with no capital letters. Except at the start of a sentence. I could not bring myself to that omittance.


Omittence? Omittance? You decide.

Today has been nice because I am sat next to you and you are scrummy. I am glad the silent football is entertaining you.

I was most pleased that Liverpool won, as Edward will be pleased. I like them better than West Ham. It was a good game, and West Ham did play better, though.

I like to sit next to you also, and it has been a nice slow day, really. I need to have another wee wee, I am glad it is break time soon.

So am I. I cannot stop yawning.

You are bad for not capitalising. What would Mavis say.

It was only for swiftness. I was not practising my Mavis at the time anyway. I am now though, and doing so much better than I did when I learned Mavis before. I am definately going to practice when I can. It takes me too long too leave memos in touchtyping at the moment so I will aim towards that. I now know though where all the keys are. I am very pleased at my improvement in this area. Something this job is good for at least. Definately this is where my miraculous improvement has come from.

Your writing is so neat and I have seen you touch type with mavis. It might only be 22wpm at the moment but you can only improve from there.

. What a kind and true thing to say. You are beatifully supportive in my endeavours. I am luckiness itself.

you squidged me.

I could not help it. You are squidgy.

It will be easier for you to practice once the office is back together.

Oh, and we must buy a new keyboard.

Oh, yes. We must. In excelsis. It will be easier to practise in our practical office. I would also like a new office chair. I wonder what work do with chairs deemed too knackered for words?

Take them to the tip or have the council take them away?

Maybe they will give (and by give I mean sell) one to us? I love cuddling you.

This was funny.

I don't agree with the naturist lifestyle and believe it should be kept in areas away from the general public. Naturists here generally do a good job remaining where their choices do not impact others. For that, I thank them and wish them a life filled with soft spots to sit and sunshine for warmth.
Mscaleb, Dimebox, USA

From here.

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4753823.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4760473.stm

Here is about the Wii controller. I have read a number of articles abot the games fair, and can adv that they have stated Sony's controller is nowhere near as good as the Wii in this dept., and I seem to remember the overall impression was that it underwhelming. Ah, see the following link.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4756691.stm

You are my snushine.

Helooo. Is Dave in to ask about next Friday?