h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Egypty!

Yes I still love you, she who is next to me. Would I offer a bite of my nana to someone I do not love and furthermore, take precious nana eating time out to post you a message.

squee

Squeeeeeee!

I hear you typing away over there and hope that this time it is long loving message to me but I look over and am cruelly disappointed. You are only memoing. Life is not fair.

Oh, precious. I understand why this might cause you untold pain. So I will attempt to put this right by typing you a long loving message. I am looking forward to a small and quiet week with you, where we paint, and I go to the dentist. I am looking forward to some snuggles and love, and possible even a small amount of nookie in this our week of quiet joy together. I love you from your bottom parts to your top parts, and everything in between. i hope you are ok, you are making some particularly moist noises next to me. Poor you?

I keep making bad smells.

I think it is these sandwiches you feed me.

Moist is one of my favourite words. I am feeling a bit full up and sinusy. Oh dear there are messages that I have not seen. I must read them now.

Yes I make sandwiches particularly to make you smelly. It is my secret plan. I wish to make you unpopular by reason of your pongyness so that you will think no one else wants you and marry me.

You don't need to do anything beyond BE for me to want to marry you.

You are such a charmer today. What has gotten into you?

I am just naturally charming. And I love you, you are simply the best and best person in the whole wide and narrow world. It's a kind of ruler shape.

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See?

No! Those lines go at either end, sperated by spaces! Not fair. Oh well, the world is obviously open at one end.

(How I'd like to you!)

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You must learn to preview.

I did mean to, but one is in the habit of tab tab enter.

I hate you and your smuggery. You is one well meeny teacup.

Oh hunnibee I is not a smug teacup. don't cry! I was trying to be helpful. You are off enjoying a wee wee now but you will soon be back and then you will know that I wurble you.

You have to use the < space > smiley if you want a gap. See

You are a long time weeing. I bet you come back looking blotchy.

Ooh she was really shirty. Just because I giggled a bit. meenie. I bet you are going to lecture me about laughing at the callers.