h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A letter from the monitor.

There are headlines that tell the whole story, and there are those that simply force you to read on. In today's Edmonton Journal, for example, "Amateur Hairstylist ordered by judge to stay away from power tools."
Nigel, Edmonton, Canada

fsssssshyyyyyy says hellllllo

Fshy. Prtty fshy. I love you so, sat there, looking all prtty.

You're silly. I suppose you think I'll want to marry you even though you are silly. Huh?

Well you are silly too. Look at your silly hair, oh, just look at your silly hair.

My hair is silly? I did not know that.

No, no, no ,no cry. Oh no, don't cry. Silly in a nice way. I love your hair, I love it.

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That is absolutley it! You !

I love . I've not met before. What a perfect little smiley!

Why not ? It is green.

Busy busy.

Hee hee io

I just wanted some alienears. I am happy to associate myself with also.

Along with and . I am equal opportunities for emotional reactions.

Tee hee. io.

Oh no! I have failed in my smiley skills workshop. I see it is and that I meant. Anyway, my meaning stands.

I think the grumpy ones are nicer. And I meant to include the happy ones in the post about equal opportunities, but I got the names wrong. Thus my woe.

Thus my ness. Angryeyes would understand.

She does.

a gap a gap a blessed gap.