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BTW ((2*0)+(6*8)-(2*3))=42
Is there meaning in our lives? Is there a point to existence? Will fast-food ever contain real meat instead of lip and bumhole? We may never know the answers, we must struggle on regardless.
Like the golden rain in a dodgy blue movie, the bladder of the universe empties itself upon us daily, squarely in the face. Most of the people we have to deal with have all the charm of a traffic warden and the intellect of a particularly stupid sloth who’s drunk, asleep and died a week ago.
Am I wrong? No. Do I answer my own questions? Yes. Am I mad? Oh aye!!
About Me
I'm from the UK. My interests include computers, D.I.Y; Music of all kinds, though I do like Floyd, Bauhaus, Mozart especially. I enjoy producing / appreciating digital art/manga.
I like Goth/Rock fashion. I just find the goth look beautiful, which is why my boots cost more than my pc!
And Right Now?
Check out my Guide to GBS written with much help from Mikey.
I'm now a member of De Myelin Nation, pay us a visit!
And What Next?
I ultimately would like to work as a ‘wringer out’ for a one-armed window cleaner.
My favourite guides
Sad, Mad or Bad's How to write bad poetry, - a veritable masterpiece.
Titania (and Ripley the unau kid) and Amy the Ant's Spicing up your user page, - a useful resource.
Tube's Goth - a Lifestyle Choice, - A definitive guide.
Leave me a message....
I don't bite, feel free to drop me a line.
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Now I'd better put a disclaimer in here somewhere, being a bit paranoid, like, so I'll make it really small and dark so that people will see it. The opinions expressed here are in no way endorsed by the author of these opinions. The opinions are not necessarily the opinions of the person with these opinions. The author will not be held responsible for you taking anything seriously, this includes life, the universe and everything. The liability of the author shall be limited to 42 pence at all times. By reading this you agree to indemnify the author against asteroid strikes, dvd-rot, haemorrhoids, double gazing salesmen, brussel sprouts, door-to-door preachers, split-ends, shoe-odour, inter-cultural misunderstandings, spam e-mail, unsuccessful marital counselling, normal wear and tear, all-your-base-are-belong-to us, the village people, excessive flatulence, navel-fluff, mouse cruft, unexpected bills, spontaneous human combustion, bedspring failure, dry and irritable skin, chainsaw accidents, insincere apologies, low-flying hot-air balloons, overly-hyphenated-sentences, long-winded disclaimers, 57up1d '1337' H4x0r k1dz, unwanted sexual advances, hangovers, pop-up windows, nuclear holocausts, garish furniture, small yappy dogs, fatal exceptions at 000000000xE, carpet burns, misanthropists, philanthropists, other kinds of pists, monitor glare, melted chocolate, armageddon and athlete's foot. All decisions are final, winners will be notified by rottweiler within 42 years. No purchase necessary, see back for details. By leaving me a message, you acknowledge that I retain all rights to your refrigerator, perambulator, vibrator, Mr Motivator, radiator, cheese-grater, epilator, incinerator, mater, pater, titillator, defibrillator, gladiator, educator, percolator, respirator, calculator, applicator, elevator, collaborator, insulator, simulator, generator, alternator, attenuator, stimulator, commentator, calibrator, navigator, actuator, investigator, circulator, regulator, alligator, arbitrator, integrator, emulator, aviator, illuminator, prevaricator, terminator and inebriator. 
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