h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Pyrotrope and welcome to h2g2,

I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site.

I see you found the tag! And no problem with the guide ml for your intro either. Saves me alot of explaining

I am sorry, i dont know what GBS is. Is it something that comes and goes or is pretty much there all the time. Hope you dont mind me asking.

Metallica / Mozart - thats a broad range in taste. I am more of a Sisters of Mercy to Melanie C fan myself!

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Happy Hiking!

Mort

Hey Mort,

I've written a guide to GBS, you can see it on my page if you like - it's generally not a permanent thing, it either kills you pretty quick, or you recover, albeit very slowly.

Thanks for dropping by,

P.

I read your entry on GBS and was going to suggest you put it through Peer review and then i noticed you had already - oops.

I noticed on you say you are into digital art - without sounding rude - are you any good?! They are recruiting volunteer community artists at the moment and if you are up to speed with pc graphics then it may be something that might interest you. If you are then this is the link >> CommunityArtists.

Give me a shout if you need any help or just fancy a natter - i am usually about!



Mort

"I noticed on you say you are into digital art"

that was supposed to say

"I noticed on your personal space you say you are into digital art"

And me a sub-editor too - oh the shame of it!!

Mort

Hi,
I'm not too bad an artist, unfortunately, neither of my hands work very well at the moment, my new wacom tablet is still in it's box, pining away. I'll take a look at the community artist page in a couple of months time, or whenever I get the fine motor function back in my fingers.

I love your page, especially the domme and her 'dog.'

Kind Regards,

P.

you new??? your kidding me right??? You seem fluent in guide ml unlike me so you must have changed your name or something. I can't believe you are a newbie. Opticalillusion

lol, flattery will get you anywhere. GuideML wasn't that hard to pick up, I wish I'd found this site ages ago. I meant to add four words to the sentence game, but it didn't quite do what I wanted. I'm really taken with how friendly everyone seems here!

P.

Oh well you'll get there in the end not everything is as straight forward as it first seems some people latch on to things quicker than others. You'll get there just be patient and try,try again. Yes it does seem loads of people on here are friendly and friendliness is the best characteristic to have I mean who would want to visit a sight with grouchy people on it?? not me thats for sure. Anyway I really should be going to bed so I'll post a few more posts and then hop to bed.

Pyrotrope - the bit about the boots costing more than your PC - made me laugh!

you seem to be getting on Ok? I meant to message you yesterday but it has turned into tomorrow already.

Opticalillusion! - is this you hanging about in readiness for your ACE test? Good for you - shows you are serious about it anyway!

Well i better go and write cheques to all the people i owe money too - i could be gone forever...

Mort

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Quite right too!

How could you give me that link when i have no cash? thats like taking a kid to a sweetshop and saying you can look but you cant have any

Actually the link will get removed because it will get classed as advertising a commercial site but rest assured i have stuck that in faves folder for a more thorough browse at my leisure!!

Your better half has the right idea though, she will be getting heaps of stuff and not telling you!

mort

Oops! Did read the rules, but forgot about that one. No, my S.O wouldn't buy anything too far away from the norm. Yawn. If I buy *one* more sword to hang on the wall I will get *screamed* at (again). We'll end up on Jerry Springer one day, I'm sure

P.

I thought I was going to get a right ticking off from Sir Mort until I read the whole sentence. Yes I am hanging about lining myself up for being Aced. But I'm also enjoying meeting great new people too. . How are you both?

maybe they will let the link stay afterall - they can be a bit contrary sometimes but they cant be seen to promote or advertise.

Opticalillusion - me tell you off? Whip you into shape more like and banish you to the other end of the site!
I am just kidding.
I am tired - decided not to write cheques but finish subbing an entry i had been dragging my heels over. So i am going to go to the shop and get more teabags (nightmare - no teabags) and a packet of 20, and then actually go to bed for the first time in a week - maybe .

Now no hassling Abi!! She will have a stack of stuff to catch up on after the holiday weekend so may not get round to sorting ACE auditions this morning!! I am getting all stern - everyone keeps telling me i should have been a teacher!


Catch you later

Mort

aaaaaargh!! noooooo!! not the other end of the site anything but that. Please I beg forgiveness. Ok enough of that I hope you are feeling in top form now Sir Mort. How come you have gone without sleep for so many days?